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[00:00:00] Speaker A: You're listening to the show about deities with names that are typically, but not always alliterative. It's pork fried dice.
I'm Eric, and I'm the dungeon master.
[00:00:14] Speaker B: I'm Abby and I play Rufina.
[00:00:17] Speaker C: I'm Alex and I play batweak.
[00:00:20] Speaker D: I'm kt and I play will.
[00:00:23] Speaker E: I'm Adam and I play Roscoe.
[00:00:29] Speaker A: Hold on to your haversacks. Let's roll.
Everything stings. Eyes.
[00:00:37] Speaker D: He's correct. Like, even when you put, like, even if. Okay, if your eyes are irritated. Every time I've ever put. Yeah, but it's still, like, the. Everything makes your eyes go up, you know, just because it's.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Something touches them.
[00:00:51] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:00:52] Speaker B: So they would be bothered because something's in there, but it's not a everything.
[00:00:57] Speaker D: That this shit doesn't do that.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: Okay, everyone put something in your eye right now. Let's test it.
[00:01:05] Speaker D: Ow.
A fork.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: Adam had a fork.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Commit to the bit. Commit to the bit.
[00:01:15] Speaker D: Oh, my God. Eric, stop. He does. Stop it.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: I know he does. I wanted him to note, oh, it'd be like not. Not feeding.
[00:01:25] Speaker D: All right, so he's lumbering around. What do you. What's your point with this gingerbread shit? Let's go tell the story. Let's go.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: It's Christmas time.
[00:01:33] Speaker D: It's Christmas Eve day.
[00:01:35] Speaker E: I do hope that gingerbread's not supposed to mean anything to me.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: No, it doesn't.
[00:01:40] Speaker D: I know I'm one.
[00:01:41] Speaker E: Okay, good.
[00:01:42] Speaker D: Because, like, I like to antithesis mustard. I like that theory. Because mustard is pungent and sharpen, and gingerbread is warm and cozy.
[00:01:50] Speaker E: All right, are we really lending credence to the. To the statement?
[00:01:53] Speaker B: Excuse me.
[00:01:54] Speaker E: Gingerbread is the opposite of mustard?
[00:01:56] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:01:58] Speaker E: That is ridiculous.
[00:01:59] Speaker D: You don't. You like food and smells, don't you?
[00:02:04] Speaker C: You don't like that everything has a polar opposite?
[00:02:07] Speaker B: When my son was three, he asked us, what is the opposite of a turkey?
[00:02:13] Speaker D: Ooh.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: And that has given me a new perspective on opposites, ever.
[00:02:17] Speaker A: Like, is it like a neutron star?
[00:02:21] Speaker D: I was going to say like a manta ray. Because they have, like.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: No, but they're both animals.
[00:02:27] Speaker D: Yeah, but it's opposite in the animal. Like, that's what I would have interpreted that as.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: But an opposite of a number is. If the opposite of a number is a negative number, they're still both numbers. So I'm not sure how to do that.
[00:02:38] Speaker A: My eyes bother me because I touched it.
[00:02:40] Speaker D: Oh, no.
[00:02:41] Speaker E: See, everything stings.
[00:02:42] Speaker D: Eyes. My finger does decide what the gingerbread shit does. All right, let's do it.
[00:02:49] Speaker E: But it smells good.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: I guess it's comforting.
[00:02:52] Speaker E: Roscoe is lumbering, but he likes giving.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: You some of your points back. I think it's healing you.
[00:02:59] Speaker D: This is really weird.
[00:03:01] Speaker B: Oh, it's gonna make him look younger. It's like a mud mask. And that's gonna fulfill his Benjamin button situation.
[00:03:08] Speaker D: You know what? You're right. And then I'm gonna be really confused.
[00:03:11] Speaker E: Roscoe's lumbering and he's shouting, I don't like this. I hate this, but I like the smell of it.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: And neither of you can hear that, but kick, you can hear that.
You've gotten up close enough that you're within range to do something appreciable to the situation if you so choose to.
[00:03:36] Speaker C: This looks like a situation that needs a fish. So I'm going to get a fish.
[00:03:45] Speaker E: I thought you were going to say this looks like a personal problem.
[00:03:49] Speaker A: This looks like a you problem.
[00:03:52] Speaker C: I'm going to imagine in my mind, whatever the shape and texture and smell and color of a fish is that an albatross would eat.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: Sure, why not?
[00:04:04] Speaker E: A fish that would eat in albatross.
[00:04:08] Speaker D: Nice.
[00:04:10] Speaker E: Come on.
[00:04:14] Speaker C: I get a whale to, like, just.
[00:04:16] Speaker E: Yeah, exactly.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Gave him the most overpowered item in.
[00:04:21] Speaker E: The game, the magic fishing line.
[00:04:23] Speaker D: Oh, my God, I love it.
[00:04:28] Speaker C: Oh, gosh.
[00:04:29] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:04:29] Speaker C: We don't even know what's down there. Yeah, I could picture all kinds of things. We'll find out. Yeah. Could halt anyway. But no, no, I'm really just thinking about albatross food. Yeah, but I don't think bath back knows what albatross eat.
[00:04:45] Speaker A: Well, started with fish. It's probably a good place to start.
So, yeah, you go ahead and cast your line, and I need you to give me a survival check.
[00:04:58] Speaker E: How about an albacore for the albatross?
[00:05:01] Speaker D: Nice.
I wonder what that prefix is or whatever. Alba.
[00:05:07] Speaker E: Jessica alba.
[00:05:09] Speaker D: Cool.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: They're related to her from her line of cosmetics.
[00:05:13] Speaker C: Middle of the road survival rule. There it is.
[00:05:15] Speaker A: A middle of the road survival role there. All right, so with a ten survival, you are not immediately able to hook and pull up a fish. So it's going to take you some time.
So kick just decides to start fishing.
[00:05:31] Speaker C: Fair enough.
[00:05:32] Speaker B: Kick is. That's what my notes say.
Kick goes fishing.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Let's cut back to Will.
Okay, so we're kind of disjointed here in terms of timing. Your orange fell out of your mouth. That was a little while ago. I guess once you got over the shock of being done with orange time, what is your intent? You don't want to fly because you don't want to give away. You can fly, right? So you.
[00:06:04] Speaker D: I have had to roll a constitution check against the shriek, so I know it's damn loud.
[00:06:10] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:11] Speaker D: I don't think I've. I could feel the breeze, so I can tell that this is probably not just a regular albatross. I was shocked, but I. I'm creeping up, I imagine. I don't know.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: I didn't know birds could do this, but I'm glad I outlawed them into Foley.
[00:06:26] Speaker D: Exactly. Birds aren't real. So I'm moving my character up here next to this. Whatever this stick thing in the middle is. What's this?
[00:06:37] Speaker A: That's part of the obstacle course.
[00:06:39] Speaker D: Okay, well, I'm next to the obstacle course here, and I'm kind of trying to. Basically, I saw the shit happen. I don't want to get shit on, but I'm trying to get close enough that I could potentially cast spells. I don't know if I am.
[00:06:52] Speaker A: What's your range again?
[00:06:53] Speaker D: I'm having some trouble determining. Let's see. So, like, just for Eldritch blast, for example, I think it's 120. Let me just double check. 120. I don't know how long the ship is where I am compared to where they are.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: Let's just go with this. That looks good enough.
[00:07:11] Speaker B: What?
[00:07:11] Speaker A: I just put a grid on it. Can you see it?
[00:07:14] Speaker D: Oh, yes, I think so. Wait. Okay, so 510. 15. Wait.
[00:07:18] Speaker B: You're lucky. Then you better put a grid on it.
[00:07:20] Speaker D: 5678. 910. Eleven.
[00:07:24] Speaker A: 1212 times five is 60.
[00:07:26] Speaker D: Yeah, but 24 squares. So I could reach her with my Eldritch pass, potentially.
I also. I will tell you what I really want to do, which I feel like. I don't know if it would cause, like, massive shit in our campaign or, like, drama between players, but I feel like Will's inclination is to figure out how we can drop Roscoe off of the boat and be like, hey, the rest of us are cool, right? Who caused the issue? It was that guy. He's off the boat now.
Are these. Are any of these obstacles between me and the albatross? These things? I don't know what all these things are. These are still.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: You can mostly ignore the. I don't really know what the black squares are, which is part of the image that I got.
[00:08:11] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:08:13] Speaker A: I could probably make the pit real quick. I mean, it's.
[00:08:16] Speaker D: I'm picturing, like, one of those gyms with the foam cubes. That's what I keep.
[00:08:20] Speaker A: Parkour, parkour, parkour.
[00:08:22] Speaker D: Parkour.
Okay, so there's a. There's a foam pit there, so. But there are there things that I could potentially. Basically, I don't want to take up a whole amount of time because I don't think that this is my fight. Just trying to get close. Is there a place to think I can be hiding where I don't get shit on?
[00:08:41] Speaker A: You're. You're not in the splash zone at all where you are.
[00:08:45] Speaker D: But I also can't reach him with all my spells yet, so I'm closer.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: Not worry about being shit on. It didn't. I mean, I guess you don't know the.
[00:08:55] Speaker D: Yeah, he's a God. This is God level shit, right?
[00:08:58] Speaker A: It's either you're not in the splash zone, or it's impossible to not be in the splash zone, I guess.
[00:09:05] Speaker D: Right? Yeah.
[00:09:06] Speaker A: You have no way of knowing.
[00:09:08] Speaker D: I know I don't have any way of knowing, but that's why I'm asking if there are obstacles and you refuse to give me a real answer.
[00:09:13] Speaker A: Oh, to hide behind.
[00:09:14] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: I misunderstood the question. I'm sorry. I thought you were asking if there was anything impeding your way.
[00:09:20] Speaker D: No, I want to know if there's a place for me to hide while, like, you know, the albatross is there, and I'm, like, behind a pole or something.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: Well, there's the stick that. That Roscoe slammed into, but that's all the way up there.
[00:09:31] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't know where that is.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:09:32] Speaker D: Yeah, that's.
[00:09:33] Speaker A: There's not really any other sticks. There's another lifeboat. You could see the lifeboats there, so.
[00:09:37] Speaker D: I can kind of.
[00:09:38] Speaker A: You could tuck behind that.
[00:09:39] Speaker D: Do you think I. Is that enough shelter? Like, do I feasibly think does. Will think that?
[00:09:46] Speaker A: I mean, you at least, would be mostly out of. Out of sight. Out of sight. Out of anus.
Birds don't have anuses.
[00:09:55] Speaker E: We. I yuck, scat.
[00:09:58] Speaker D: I yuck scat says will, and he runs behind this boat.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: Cool.
[00:10:03] Speaker D: But I can't really tell what's going on right now. Like, I'm. I'm like. And I also don't want to, you know, illustrate that it's me to anybody who might be watching. Like, Xiatris.
[00:10:13] Speaker E: I want to do something.
[00:10:14] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:10:15] Speaker A: Go ahead, poop monster. Do it, Golem.
[00:10:22] Speaker E: I want.
I don't think I've had Roscoe do this before. He doesn't know he's able to do this one.
But Roscoe has prestidigitation.
[00:10:35] Speaker A: That's right.
[00:10:37] Speaker E: So.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: So you're gonna make a small puff of harmless smoke.
[00:10:46] Speaker E: That's exactly what he's gonna do.
No, he's gonna. He's getting sick of being covered in this gingerbread shit. Okay, so he wants to clean. He wants to clean it, get it off. And he almost reflexively tries to press the digitated away.
[00:11:04] Speaker A: Okay, so, yeah, you find that the spell prestigation is effective against.
Holy shit.
And so you are able to begin to clean yourself of this substance.
How does that feel?
[00:11:28] Speaker E: It feels better. He'll also taste the teeny tiny little bit of it. Does it? See if it tastes like gingerbread too.
[00:11:35] Speaker A: It does not taste like gingerbread. It in fact, tastes like mustard.
[00:11:40] Speaker D: What the fuck?
Okay, babe, really?
[00:11:44] Speaker E: Are you serious? What the hell?
[00:11:46] Speaker B: It tastes like. It's opposite.
[00:11:47] Speaker D: Whoa.
[00:11:50] Speaker E: Abby.
[00:11:51] Speaker D: I agree.
[00:11:55] Speaker E: You agree with Abby?
[00:11:56] Speaker D: Yes, of course.
I'm writing this down. This is weird. Stop it. You tasted the poop. He knew what it tasted like. You guys are both stupid.
[00:12:11] Speaker A: I have to know everything.
[00:12:13] Speaker C: I'm sure that was in his notes.
[00:12:15] Speaker A: You would not believe the research I have to do for dming. You guys.
[00:12:19] Speaker C: We need a photograph of your notes. Page there.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: They'll be in the archives one day.
[00:12:29] Speaker E: Are you okay?
[00:12:29] Speaker D: Adam?
[00:12:29] Speaker B: What happened to Adam?
[00:12:30] Speaker C: Are you alright?
[00:12:31] Speaker E: No, I'm trying to make sense of this Roscoe. So does Roscoe think that, like. I mean, he knows a lot about mustard?
[00:12:38] Speaker A: Oh, he does?
[00:12:39] Speaker E: Did.
Is this because the albatross ate mustard?
[00:12:47] Speaker A: Um, I think that remains.
[00:12:51] Speaker E: I could do a religion check about.
[00:12:53] Speaker A: I don't know if it necessarily tastes like your poop after you've eaten mustard.
[00:12:56] Speaker C: It's. It's because it's the flavor that you needed right now.
[00:13:02] Speaker E: Because it's. Holy shit.
[00:13:04] Speaker C: Yeah, I have no idea.
[00:13:05] Speaker B: Well, and because I think it's more benevolent. Oh, I can't say that word right now. Benevolent benevolence.
[00:13:13] Speaker E: You apologists.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: I just like birds.
[00:13:20] Speaker D: Wait, it's true. It does. Yes.
[00:13:24] Speaker E: I forget.
[00:13:26] Speaker B: I love it when Adam goes, yes, yes.
[00:13:29] Speaker D: It's one of his best. Sounds.
[00:13:33] Speaker A: So like. I will say, like, if you didn't know what you were tasting. Like if you were given a blind taste test and you were invited to a mustard tasting, but someone insisted that you be blindfolded and you, of course, said yes, you would just assume you were tasting mustard, not just something that tastes like mustard.
[00:13:52] Speaker E: You know what's weird? I have mustard right here.
[00:13:55] Speaker C: That is quite weird.
It is excellent.
[00:14:01] Speaker B: He literally held up. Wait, is it excellent?
Yeah.
[00:14:05] Speaker D: He's not in the kitchen, listeners. He is in his bedroom. And I think it's great.
[00:14:10] Speaker C: I do too. I do too.
[00:14:12] Speaker A: I wish I could hold up a condiment. I can't.
[00:14:14] Speaker D: Condiment. Condiment.
[00:14:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I can't either.
[00:14:17] Speaker A: Does this count?
[00:14:18] Speaker D: Rubber chicken.
[00:14:20] Speaker B: I have a booby mug.
[00:14:23] Speaker D: Boobies.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: But there's no albatross on it because there's no albatross booby.
[00:14:28] Speaker A: And so.
[00:14:30] Speaker D: This is weird.
[00:14:31] Speaker A: The albatross says, now that you've learned your lesson, are you ready to continue our conversation?
And, um, you guys that were deaf, you're. You can start to be able to hear. You can hear well enough to be able to at least make that out, which is very loud, but it's still kind of muffled.
[00:14:55] Speaker B: Oh. Oh. Oh.
Hello, Albatross. I am Rafina, at your service.
Okay, my last name is Phalangepot. At your service. I said it wrong.
Just catching up.
[00:15:11] Speaker A: Are you as rude as your friend Roscoe?
[00:15:13] Speaker B: Oh, probably, but not today.
[00:15:16] Speaker A: Well, you haven't introduced me to your friends.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: Well, I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, but now. But I'm starting to hear you a little better. Yes, of course I can introduce you to my friends. I didn't realize you hadn't meth. This is Mo. I'm sure he's also at your service.
And it seems that you've met Roscoe and that he has angered you.
[00:15:38] Speaker E: Yes.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: We were having a nice talk. I was gonna discuss maybe ways I could help him and you guys out, but then he ran away, giggling and sweating.
[00:15:51] Speaker B: He was having a moment, I think. So maybe you comment.
[00:15:56] Speaker E: Nice talk.
Nice talk.
This guy was saying that the captivating coyote was just totally like, okay, guy.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: We have to let go of the coyote and move forward.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: I know everything now that. What did the coyote do to you?
[00:16:18] Speaker E: Put us in life threatening situations that if we hadn't worked on puzzles and gotten out of, we would have died.
[00:16:25] Speaker A: How do you know?
[00:16:27] Speaker E: Okay, then it made us feel like we were gonna. It basically fucking tortured us and gaslit us. Okay, okay. None of this is good. None of this is fair, none of this is fine, but okay, if my friends here wanna have a conversation with the guy who just pooped in my room like a fucking poop geyser.
[00:16:52] Speaker C: Oh, guys, I think I got a fish.
[00:16:55] Speaker E: Oh, Jesus.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: Kick is reeling in his line, and he pulls up a massive sea bass.
[00:17:07] Speaker C: Oh.
I'm going to lean back and keep the fish dangling at the end of the line. And like, with its flaps flapping around.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: Those are its gills, by the way, until we get in my mind, in our definition of flaps, I would immediately think of the gills. Hopefully that helps to illustrate flaps.
[00:17:31] Speaker C: But everyone can see the fish's gills.
[00:17:33] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: Yeah, he doesn't have a total neck.
[00:17:37] Speaker C: Walk it over to the albatross.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Yep. The albatross has a lit on the deck, and as you're approaching, it cocks its head and turns its big, beady eye, and it seems to be sort of following the sway of the fish.
[00:17:53] Speaker C: Please don't, uh, hurt anybody. Here, just eat this instead.
[00:18:00] Speaker A: I would never. And then he swallows the fish in one gulp.
[00:18:06] Speaker C: Oh, I hope he didn't eat my lure.
[00:18:08] Speaker A: And he spits it out, and it thumps against your chest.
[00:18:11] Speaker C: Ah, yes.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: Still attached to the line.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: Nice.
[00:18:17] Speaker C: Great. I'm going to go back and pretend to finish the obstacle course.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: You say that out loud?
[00:18:27] Speaker C: Almost. I'm going to go back. And then it trails off.
[00:18:31] Speaker D: It's great.
[00:18:34] Speaker A: At this point, the captain has caught up to the group, and he's. Is everybody all right?
[00:18:40] Speaker D: I'm.
[00:18:41] Speaker B: Yes, captain. There's been some animosity between these two here, as you can see by the poop. But I think that we're working it out.
And, Roscoe, if you would prefer, I can be the mediator and listen to what the albatross has to say, and you can go elsewhere and fully. Wait, you're fully cleaned off at this point, right? Are you, like, sparkling clean, or did you just get enough off so that you could see?
[00:19:14] Speaker E: I think I'm pretty clean. I left a little bit just to keep on eating, but.
[00:19:19] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: A little bit tucked under your flaps.
[00:19:27] Speaker E: Left some under the flaps. Under my mustard flaps.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: That's to control your pitch and your yaw.
[00:19:36] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:19:39] Speaker A: The captain says, wait, you're talking to this bird?
[00:19:46] Speaker B: Yes. It's the cross albatross. It's a God, purportedly.
[00:19:51] Speaker A: Oh, and it talks back.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: Yes. I mean, I heard it talk, and so did Roscoe, and I'm not sure who else did. Oh, Bethwack. No, I didn't say that. She wouldn't have said that.
[00:20:07] Speaker C: She might as well have said that.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: So finish the sentence.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: And Bathwick is watching over the scene and providing us with some. With some holy guidance from above. And kick here has pulled up a fish that clearly was sent by the saint Bathwak, and the fish has been fed to the bird.
[00:20:35] Speaker C: Kick trips over an obstacle.
[00:20:41] Speaker E: I think giving. Giving a God a fish after that kind of behavior is positive reinforcement of negative behavior, and that's not cool. And I'm not going anywhere. Rufina, if you're gonna be a mediator. I get it. Let's have a another psychist dialogue. That's how I do things.
[00:21:05] Speaker B: I am 100% with you. I'm concerned that your current emotional state is going to color your outcomes here.
[00:21:17] Speaker E: Oh, you don't think that I'm demonstrating effective ethical buy in into the dialogic process?
Oh, you're right.
I mean, yeah, I guess I'll go walk it off a bit.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: Rafina leans over and boops him on the nose. Okay, bye.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: Boop.
[00:21:39] Speaker E: Roscoe speed walks around the perimeter of the boat.
[00:21:44] Speaker A: I love it.
[00:21:45] Speaker E: Huffing and puffing.
[00:21:46] Speaker A: Mm hmm. I love the different modes of ambulation we've been able to visualize Roscoe having.
[00:21:55] Speaker D: I want to walk up next to the captain if he's still out of the poop range. If I consider him out of the poop range and I'm like, do they think they can talk to this bird? Why are they talking to this bird? Because I think that I'm getting from him that he doesn't hear the bird.
[00:22:10] Speaker E: Oh.
[00:22:11] Speaker A: Oh, you can't either.
[00:22:13] Speaker D: This bird right here, they think they talking to it.
[00:22:15] Speaker A: I thought that's what I'm gathering, though, with what Rufina just said about the spirit of King Bathwack. I thought it was maybe a part of the grieving process, but clearly it's not something you're involved with.
[00:22:28] Speaker D: This part has nothing to do with King Bathwick. Look at all that poop.
[00:22:31] Speaker A: Yes, I saw. It's going to take some cleaning up later. My crew is not going to appreciate that.
[00:22:38] Speaker D: I saw the room downstairs. It was also covered in poop.
[00:22:40] Speaker A: This bird what?
[00:22:41] Speaker D: Needs to get out of here.
[00:22:42] Speaker A: There's a poop room in my boat.
[00:22:46] Speaker E: A poop room?
[00:22:48] Speaker D: What's a poop room? But, yes, there's poop in a room.
[00:22:51] Speaker A: Listeners, in case you've forgotten, will Pompey and maybe are. Do these guys even know?
[00:22:58] Speaker D: I think so. We all just exclaimed what we didn't want to remember.
[00:23:02] Speaker A: Will does not remember the poop room.
[00:23:05] Speaker E: Yeah. That's amazing.
[00:23:06] Speaker A: Oh, that's funny, having that.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: Erase that.
[00:23:10] Speaker D: There's such a thing. I hope not. But yes, there's a lot of poop in that room.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness. Which room?
[00:23:17] Speaker D: It's downstairs. One of the. It's Roscoe's room.
[00:23:20] Speaker A: Estate room.
[00:23:21] Speaker D: It's bird poop. I mean, I know you might have judged otherwise, but it's.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: He let this bird. Is this his pet?
[00:23:27] Speaker D: I don't think so. No. He tried to kill it.
[00:23:30] Speaker A: I did.
[00:23:31] Speaker D: He's trying to kill this bird.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: What is happening?
[00:23:33] Speaker D: I don't know what's happening. All these people are involved in something.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: I'm sorry you're having to deal with this on this day of all days.
[00:23:40] Speaker D: Yes, I am.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness.
[00:23:42] Speaker D: I don't want to get pooped on. I back away, like, five steps.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: Uh huh. And he. And he. He backs away with you, and he says, so I hesitated before to offer this, but I didn't. I didn't know how to do this without feeling. Making some of your colleagues and friends and whatever relationships you all have. I'm still trying to figure all that out, but I didn't want anybody to feel. I didn't want there to be competition. But with everything you're going through and I've been thinking about this with your concern with the bones.
I have a room that I feel maybe would suit your status.
[00:24:31] Speaker D: Yes.
I scream. Oh, actually, in his head, he is soundproof, I trust. Restrain the gleam in his eye that immediately is, like, glossing over as he starts talking. He's like, oh, God, I'm gonna get offered amenities.
[00:24:53] Speaker E: I'd just like to point out that I didn't want there to be competition. Says the captain, who made a whole series of competitions for his passengers to compete in.
[00:25:10] Speaker A: So good.
[00:25:11] Speaker D: That's great.
A room. You were saying something.
[00:25:17] Speaker A: Sorry, I got distracted because I was trying to. I was trying to make an american gladiators joke.
[00:25:22] Speaker D: Oh, okay.
[00:25:23] Speaker A: But I couldn't. I was thinking maybe you'd have to share the room with laser.
[00:25:32] Speaker D: I wish I knew who laser was.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: But that's an american gladiator.
[00:25:35] Speaker D: Laser.
[00:25:36] Speaker B: I assumed that much.
[00:25:37] Speaker D: Wow. Who picked laser as their name?
[00:25:39] Speaker B: Did they spell it as with a z?
[00:25:41] Speaker A: I don't think laser nineties. I think it's with an S. Laser.
[00:25:46] Speaker D: All right. Anyway.
[00:25:49] Speaker A: So it's not in use currently, and I would need to get it ready. But it's on the same level as the other rooms, but it's separated a bit. If that would be.
If you would prefer that, I would be happy to ready that for you.
[00:26:10] Speaker D: Do you mean to say there's a place that we can put the bones and I won't have to build anything?
[00:26:15] Speaker A: Well, I mean, the. The shelf, I think, has been constructed, but I. There it has. I didn't know, so I suspect that it will. What we've built for you will serve a better resting place, temporary resting place, than what even this finer room holds.
[00:26:36] Speaker D: But you can be the one suggesting that the bones should stay in a different room than me.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: No, no, no.
[00:26:41] Speaker D: I must rest with the bones.
[00:26:44] Speaker A: The shelf has not yet been installed. We can install it in this other room, is what I'm saying.
[00:26:48] Speaker B: Oh, all right.
[00:26:49] Speaker A: Well, you know, though I feel strange even just referring to it as a shelf. That feels. That word does not feel grand enough.
[00:26:56] Speaker D: I make up a word in draconic. I try to make up a word based on the draconic words that I recognize. I can roll to see how bad it is.
[00:27:04] Speaker A: Fart waffle.
[00:27:05] Speaker D: Fart waffle.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: It's what bathwack would have wanted.
[00:27:13] Speaker D: I call it something like. Like, I don't bathwalk. Like whiskey. I base it off the word for whiskey, if I know that at all. In draconic. Like, I've heard that.
[00:27:21] Speaker A: Do you want to make it up a whiskey?
[00:27:23] Speaker D: Whiskey shelf?
Yeah.
[00:27:26] Speaker A: No, like, yeah, I'm asking if kt.
[00:27:28] Speaker D: Oh, babe, I don't know how to make a drag. None of us do a drag.
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Wait, did we already use kallax?
[00:27:34] Speaker D: How about, like, that's a good ikea one, right? Yeah.
[00:27:38] Speaker E: Well, like, dak Daniel.
[00:27:42] Speaker D: Nice.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: That's pretty good.
[00:27:44] Speaker D: That's great.
[00:27:47] Speaker A: Dak Daniel. Did I get the inflection? Duck. Duck. Is it a or a k?
[00:27:52] Speaker E: Da. Daniel.
[00:27:53] Speaker A: Duck. This is the captain talking to Will.
[00:28:01] Speaker D: I'm getting more offended looking, like, with each mispronunciation. But then he's. Then I also feel like he's just trying too hard. And I'm like, oh, man, this poor guy. It's Dan Aykroyd. I have sympathy in my heart, so.
[00:28:11] Speaker E: Oh, my God.
[00:28:12] Speaker D: It is changed. Yeah. Like, at first I'm like, ugh. And they're like, oh. Oh.
[00:28:21] Speaker E: Dannroid.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: You move into the room. He's like, you gotta try this pole.
[00:28:28] Speaker D: I'm gonna get my stuff. Oh, I love him.
[00:28:31] Speaker A: I'm gonna go get your stuff.
[00:28:32] Speaker D: I love him so much. All right. Yeah.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: Duck Daniel.
[00:28:36] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:28:37] Speaker A: All right. The dach Daniel can be installed.
[00:28:42] Speaker D: Her dog just.
[00:28:44] Speaker B: I could hear it.
[00:28:45] Speaker D: Flaps. It was flaps. So many flaps.
Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I don't know. I mean, like, I'm sure my sobs will keep everyone awake if I am left room near everybody, but I am. Whatever. I don't want to be treated specially only.
[00:29:04] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:29:05] Speaker D: His Majesty should be treated with grace and dignity.
[00:29:08] Speaker A: Well, if you would not wish to be separated from your.
[00:29:13] Speaker D: Oh, no, no. I'm not saying I can't be separated from them. I'm saying I can't be separated from his Majesty.
[00:29:19] Speaker A: No, no. Again, we can keep the bodies.
[00:29:21] Speaker D: No, no, I'm okay with being separated from everybody.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: Oh, I thought you were saying that you wouldn't.
You wouldn't wish to be apart from them.
[00:29:32] Speaker D: No, I'm saying that I'm weeping too loudly. Didn't you. Didn't I say that before? I'm weeping too loudly at night. Probably. It's probably what's going to happen. I don't know how many. I can't remember if days have passed yet. No days have passed, right? It's only the first day.
[00:29:45] Speaker A: Yeah, it's the first.
[00:29:47] Speaker E: It's not even the first day of the camp.
[00:29:51] Speaker D: Welcome to a first day pathway.
He died this morning. Morning. I am going to be sobbing. I need privacy. Yes. Give me the private room.
[00:30:02] Speaker A: All right, very well.
[00:30:04] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:30:04] Speaker A: You guys, I will. I will begin making preparations. Do. Do you think. So this bird situation is. Are they okay or.
[00:30:17] Speaker D: I'm. Will's not even sure he looks at the situation. What's happening is more shit happening.
[00:30:23] Speaker A: They.
The bird just swallowed a giant fish. Okay, but who knows? Maybe Rufina will get in a fistfight with the bird.
[00:30:34] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:30:35] Speaker D: Probably.
[00:30:35] Speaker A: Never know what happens.
[00:30:36] Speaker D: Probably.
[00:30:37] Speaker A: Probably.
[00:30:38] Speaker D: If there's one thing Abby wants to do, it's roll initiative.
[00:30:41] Speaker B: So Roscoe is speed walking around the deck, and he sees the albatross fly off with Rufina on his back.
[00:30:50] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:30:51] Speaker B: Just kidding.
[00:30:53] Speaker A: So I'm gonna assume that it looks like they're talking. They're talking to a bird that's just kind of maybe strutting around a little bit, tilting its head, doing bird things. It's a pretty big albatross. It did poop a lot.
[00:31:09] Speaker D: But he's not, like, casting aggressive spells anymore, right? Like, he's not, like, killing us.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: I don't think that's gonna happen.
[00:31:17] Speaker D: I'm looking at Rafina talking to a.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: God, and I see Rufina offering it. Twig t. And there's a vermin. So it's very happy.
[00:31:25] Speaker D: Exactly.
[00:31:26] Speaker A: Mo seems very excited and interested.
[00:31:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I think that will is, like, he believes that Rufina's got this handle. He's like, I think this is fine. Even though it's weird that they're talking to a bird. This, you know, this is the kind of thing that happens with magical people that travel with a king. You know, this is.
[00:31:45] Speaker A: Should I kind of.
[00:31:46] Speaker D: What happens?
[00:31:46] Speaker A: Should I return to continue with the games? Do you think, Orlando?
[00:31:51] Speaker D: I think you should give them some time with the bird first, because the bird might tear all your games apart. I'm not sure. Didn't you feel that blast, um, that breezy blast? The shit blast. The breezy. The scream. The scream of the breezy blast. You didn't feel any of that? There was a lot of power going on. Did you not feel that? Now Will is really okay. Was he not around? Did he not feel it at all?
Did he not even experience this stuff he said?
[00:32:22] Speaker A: I mean, there was a. I guess there was a gust of wind and. Yeah, the bird.
Cod. What's the word that birds do that gulls do? Yeah, I mean, crows caw.
[00:32:37] Speaker D: Will, like, is taking a second. Like, he. He experienced those things. But the captain Washington up on top deck, too, right?
[00:32:46] Speaker A: He was back where you were. And you could maybe think that if he wasn't primed to view this bird as a God, that maybe he could have not.
[00:33:02] Speaker D: So it could just be that he just couldn't perceive these powerful things that were happening, and yet he.
[00:33:08] Speaker A: Like, maybe if he was, like, there might be a bird that's a God. He might be ready to. Like, it's like. Like, who would imagine that a bird could flap its wings and you would feel it at the other end of the boat?
[00:33:19] Speaker D: Or he thinks it might just be a breeze. Am I read on? Do you want me to roll with something? That's what I'm saying. Like, I.
[00:33:25] Speaker A: That's. That's your read?
[00:33:27] Speaker D: Okay. Um. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe it's just a regular bird. I haven't heard it talk or anything. I'm just saying, like, it seemed like people were yelling. Maybe there was a loud noise. I don't know.
[00:33:40] Speaker A: I mean, I saw Roscoe try to kill the bird, I guess.
[00:33:45] Speaker D: Have you ever heard of, like, just because I'm trying to get a read on him. Have you ever heard of the rainbow trout?
That was another thing that they all claim to talk to on our journeys. Like a. Like, a God ish kind of thing.
[00:34:03] Speaker B: I've not heard of that should involve any deception.
[00:34:06] Speaker D: Yeah, I know. Like, do you want me to roll it up? I mean, like, I'm just asking questions, I guess.
[00:34:09] Speaker B: Not trying to catch KT up. I'm just wondering, like.
[00:34:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. Like. I think that's a lie. I mean, I guess, you know. Yeah, I don't think anything you've said is an outright lie.
[00:34:20] Speaker B: But will did or Valencia did hear the bird talk, right?
[00:34:24] Speaker D: Yes, I did.
[00:34:25] Speaker B: Okay. Okay.
[00:34:26] Speaker D: I was just pretending that I didn't.
[00:34:29] Speaker A: We're past that.
[00:34:30] Speaker D: Oh, we're past that.
[00:34:32] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, what if he didn't?
[00:34:34] Speaker D: Well, when I was just asking about the gods and saying again, like. Well, yeah, I didn't. I didn't hear anything about. Do you want me to just roll for deception?
[00:34:43] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:34:44] Speaker D: B two. Boop, boop, boop.
[00:34:48] Speaker A: 17. You're good.
[00:34:50] Speaker D: Okay.
All right, well, I just.
How about the aeonian anglerfish?
[00:34:59] Speaker A: Hmm. That rings a bell.
[00:35:03] Speaker D: Do you worship anything in these parts? I don't know if. Is there a sea God that you worship?
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Well, there's the pleasant porpoise. I mean, is that what you're referring to? I mean, that's right.
[00:35:17] Speaker D: I don't know.
[00:35:18] Speaker A: All the gods everywhere, seafarers give thanks to and offer blessings to.
[00:35:25] Speaker D: All right, okay. I just want to. Like, I was wondering. I've been hearing lots of tales of different gods in these lands.
[00:35:32] Speaker A: I'm not sure there's many gods.
[00:35:33] Speaker D: Okay. All right. Interesting. All right, well, anyway, I don't know. I don't know if that has something to do with it.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: Are you not religious or.
[00:35:41] Speaker D: Well, I follow the God my king followed. Oh, yeah.
[00:35:48] Speaker A: What is that?
[00:35:50] Speaker D: Will is, like waterfall God.
That's, you know, he, like, winks, because all he can remember is waterfall right now.
[00:36:02] Speaker A: He's like, what is the primary deity in Gully's end? I don't know that.
[00:36:06] Speaker D: He winks and says, you like waterfalls? Because that's. He's trying to get the guy to remember.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: Do I like waterfalls? What?
[00:36:13] Speaker D: All right, well, never mind. It's a private. A private religion, so it's a royal religion, and that is what. Yes. I mean, maybe. Sorry, apologies. I'm not trying to offend you or anything, but just, you know.
[00:36:22] Speaker A: Oh, no, I understand. I'm sure there are many of secret gods out there.
[00:36:26] Speaker E: Really?
[00:36:27] Speaker D: Secret gods?
[00:36:28] Speaker A: Why not lots?
[00:36:29] Speaker D: I thought ours was pretty special. Okay, well, anyway.
[00:36:33] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sorry. I certainly did not mean to offend.
[00:36:37] Speaker E: Roscoe speed walks back up to the rufina and the albatross, and he says, I'm sorry, I certainly didn't mean to offend.
I've had a chance to think for a bit.
And while I do still have some resentment and reservations about Swytan actions taken by switn deities.
[00:37:06] Speaker B: Understood.
Understandable.
[00:37:10] Speaker E: It does strike me that half of the people who experienced the captive eating coyote with me are no longer with us. Anyway, Weyland and Bathwack are both gone, and so there's very little opportunity to reconstruct or reconcile those events in a productive, constructive, collective way, so.
[00:37:40] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you. We already talked about how. And he lowers his albatross voice. That's bathwack over there.
[00:37:50] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: Kind of tilts his like nods at kick.
Somehow caught by the ankle upside down on the rope above the pit is what I picture.
[00:38:07] Speaker E: Like I said, bathwac is gone and.
[00:38:16] Speaker B: Shoves the tea in its beak.
[00:38:21] Speaker E: And so we're among friends here, right?
That is exactly the ambiguity in which I must resign myself to reside.
That is clear. Did I say that right?
[00:38:40] Speaker D: Yes. Yeah.
[00:38:42] Speaker E: That is exactly the ambiguity in which I must resign myself to reside until feuden notice.
[00:38:51] Speaker B: Thank you, Roscoe. And I also want to be clear that my role here is merely to take as much advantage of this bird as we can.
This is a purely transactional relationship here, because sometimes the gods are evil, and other times they give us things. So let's just see. Maybe that will be the unfair thing that happens.
[00:39:16] Speaker A: People are.
[00:39:19] Speaker B: Well, none.
[00:39:22] Speaker E: Yes, revealer, what would it take for you to see a God as evil? What is the line?
[00:39:28] Speaker B: I am merely reflecting the concerns of the people present. We can take it as.
[00:39:35] Speaker A: Oh, okay, so you say Roscoe.
[00:39:38] Speaker E: Wrong.
[00:39:39] Speaker A: But you have to make sure he not get crazy mad again and try to hurt God.
[00:39:44] Speaker B: Unhelpful. Unhelpful. Synopsis.
But we can discuss that further.
[00:39:50] Speaker A: Should I have done synopsis in form of parody song?
[00:39:58] Speaker B: Perhaps. Perhaps that would have helped.
[00:40:00] Speaker A: Okay, let me think. If we listen to what Roscoe say, we all will maybe be blown away by bird wings when he don't like us.
Wow. I did not know how hard it was to sing like Mo.
[00:40:23] Speaker E: Yeah, it's hard enough for Eric to sing as himself a movie.
[00:40:30] Speaker A: It's emotionally easier to sing as Mo.
[00:40:33] Speaker D: Emotionally easier.
[00:40:35] Speaker B: Emotionally.
[00:40:37] Speaker A: Job.
[00:40:38] Speaker D: I know.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: So, mister Albatross, what is the message you wanted to give to Roscoe before Mo ruins all of my good work with him?
[00:40:53] Speaker A: Oh, well, I'm not Mo. I. Albatross.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: Albatross has to sing.
[00:41:01] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:41:05] Speaker A: Chocolate rape.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:41:12] Speaker D: What a reference.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Thanks.
Right, well, so you seem to not want to be forthcoming with your conversation here with me when we speak of things like that.
[00:41:30] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. And Rafina looks around to see who's nearby.
[00:41:37] Speaker A: So, Valencio looks like he had just been discussing something with the captain a ways away. And now the captain is walking back towards the back of the ship.
So, yeah, I think. I mean, there's Roscoe, there's Mo.
Kick is off in the obstacle course somewhere. Clockface is there. Shimmy's there.
I think that's it.
[00:42:06] Speaker B: Okay, so we're good.
Yes. We can speak freely.
[00:42:13] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:42:14] Speaker E: I mean. I mean, maybe not out here. Buff deck. I mean, who knows? Who knows, you know, who or what is around.
You know, our friend Junior, uh, could have listening ears anywhere.
[00:42:38] Speaker A: I mean, I've. I've not seen her outside the boundaries of Gully's end myself, but I know who you speak of.
[00:42:46] Speaker D: Hmm.
[00:42:48] Speaker E: I just want to say, I can't wait till we fight her again and somebody, like, shoots her with a spell. Cause then I could make the joke. Who shot Junior?
Anyone?
Dallas? Okay, stick and move, Roscoe.
[00:43:04] Speaker D: Stick and move.
[00:43:12] Speaker E: Silence.
[00:43:14] Speaker A: We're waiting for you to stick and move.
[00:43:18] Speaker E: Oh, right, you're stuck.
Yeah. Okay, he moves.
[00:43:24] Speaker A: All right.
That's a. The move is another nautical term.
Sure. Different part of the ship.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:43:32] Speaker A: Yep, yep, yep.
All right. I mean, we can go back to Roscoe's room. The window still open?
[00:43:40] Speaker E: No.
[00:43:40] Speaker A: Please.
[00:43:41] Speaker E: No. Let's go to somebody else's room. Please.
[00:43:44] Speaker B: Is it still pee in there?
[00:43:47] Speaker E: I forget. I forget if we'll. If we'll clean it.
[00:43:51] Speaker D: I did not get to clean it because I was saying that there's probably a turndown service or a maid that would clean it. And my finger. I was wondering. Yeah?
[00:44:00] Speaker B: If there's a way that the albatross could do it for us, or maybe has already done.
[00:44:04] Speaker E: Oh, that. Maybe Rufina could facilitate that as part of the truth and reconciliation process.
[00:44:09] Speaker D: We'll meet you down there. If you clean it.
[00:44:13] Speaker B: Mister Albatross, is there an easy way to remove the gingerbread substance from the room?
[00:44:24] Speaker A: What?
[00:44:26] Speaker B: Well, for me, it smells like gingerbread. Your droppings.
[00:44:31] Speaker A: Oh. Why didn't you just say so?
I mean, I'm not.
I don't know.
I've never had to. What?
Tilts its head sideways, back and forth?
[00:44:45] Speaker B: Would your powerful wings of wind be able to somehow make it disappear?
[00:44:54] Speaker A: I don't think effectively.
[00:44:56] Speaker B: All right, well, I don't usually have.
[00:44:58] Speaker A: To deal with that. I mean, it seems like Roscoe there is pretty good at cleaning it up. Look at him.
[00:45:04] Speaker B: But I think it would be a sign of goodwill to aid with it, since it was not something he requested.
[00:45:14] Speaker A: I mean, we could just go to another room.
[00:45:17] Speaker C: Mister Valencio, the fish are swimming over there. Can I go to your room and use your porthole?
[00:45:28] Speaker D: Wait, me? I'm not even there.
[00:45:32] Speaker A: He's not there either. He went away.
[00:45:33] Speaker D: Oh, he just walked over?
[00:45:34] Speaker A: Yeah, he was. No, he was messing around in the obstacle course, pretending to finish.
[00:45:37] Speaker E: He's overbidden.
[00:45:38] Speaker D: Now he's walking up to me. Yeah, he approached you. Okay, wait a second.
You want to go to my room to use my porthole? Did you say, is that what she said?
[00:45:48] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:45:48] Speaker A: Cause the fish are swimming.
[00:45:49] Speaker C: Is that okay? Yeah, they're swimming. Is that okay?
[00:45:53] Speaker D: Yeah. You can do whatever you want in my room, I say, knowing that I'm gonna get a new room soon. Yeah. Let's go down to my room. Bethwack. Let's go down to my room. I put air quotes every time I say my room in my own head.
[00:46:08] Speaker A: Science is real.
[00:46:13] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:46:14] Speaker E: Oh, hey, guys. I just want to say, maybe, like, when we fight her next, somebody could shoot her with, like, a blunderbuss.
[00:46:23] Speaker B: Ooh, I think that would be appropriate.
[00:46:27] Speaker C: A ballista.
[00:46:28] Speaker B: Unless we defenestrate her.
[00:46:32] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:46:33] Speaker A: Yeah, those are all.
[00:46:35] Speaker C: Drop a house on her.
[00:46:37] Speaker E: Yeah, there's one more. There's one more.
[00:46:49] Speaker D: Well, maybe somebody can go clean up all the doodad woo Hickeys and Roscoe's room so that.
[00:46:53] Speaker E: Yay.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: We did it.
So he genuine and wholehearted effort.
[00:47:05] Speaker D: This was such a weird. Like, if we had. If I started off. We started off in a battle. It was a weird session. I shouldn't have asked for anyone's input, but I'm glad I did.
[00:47:16] Speaker E: I love it. We should do that every time I want to.
[00:47:19] Speaker D: Let's do it. It's like an improv game. Absolutely.
[00:47:22] Speaker A: That should be.
[00:47:23] Speaker D: Poor Alex didn't even know that was.
[00:47:25] Speaker A: Like, a Patreon tier.
Each week, you get to request a word that.
[00:47:31] Speaker D: Holy crap.
[00:47:32] Speaker A: Someone has to say.
[00:47:34] Speaker E: It's really. It's a benefit. It's a benefit of being a member of the discords.
[00:47:38] Speaker A: So I'm trying to monetize this shit.
[00:47:41] Speaker E: Oh, well, maybe.
[00:47:45] Speaker C: Wonder bus.
[00:47:48] Speaker E: We. All we really have to do is. Is set. Set the price for the eye. Yuck. Scat shirt. It should be, like, a $100. It's really premium pork fried dice shirt.
[00:48:00] Speaker D: There's only one, you know, retired, and.
[00:48:03] Speaker B: It costs a $1,000.
[00:48:04] Speaker E: Just one shirt. $10,000.
[00:48:09] Speaker D: We all can't watch it before we send it to you. Listen.
[00:48:12] Speaker E: And then we.
[00:48:13] Speaker D: And then we.
[00:48:13] Speaker E: And then we create. We create a GoFundMe raising money to buy the shirt.
[00:48:23] Speaker D: That is hilarious.
[00:48:25] Speaker E: Help us help our fans buy our own ayuk sketch shirt.
[00:48:29] Speaker D: Oh, my God. Brilliant. Why don't more places do that? What?
That's absolute genius. Did you go to business school, Adam? Holy shit.
I love that idea, though. That's hilarious.
Oh, my God.
[00:48:51] Speaker A: Jesus Christ.
Well, so where are we going?
Let's just go there.
[00:49:01] Speaker B: Well, is kick being obvious enough to the people who actually need to go there?
[00:49:06] Speaker D: Yeah, maybe we all just go down, and then we're like, which room do we go in?
[00:49:09] Speaker A: I mean, you can use my room. Say mo, say mo.
[00:49:14] Speaker B: Say mo.
[00:49:14] Speaker A: Say mo. Say mo. Say mo.
[00:49:16] Speaker D: Say mo.
[00:49:17] Speaker B: Say mo.
[00:49:19] Speaker E: Say mo.
[00:49:21] Speaker B: Tell I come and me want to go to mo's room.
[00:49:26] Speaker A: Whoa, Abby, you're writing it already?
[00:49:28] Speaker D: Yeah.
Perfect.
[00:49:31] Speaker B: You're getting an early recap.
[00:49:33] Speaker A: If we all go down into mo's room, we won't have to use Skype or zoom.
[00:49:48] Speaker E: Perfect for the sound effect for the moving tomb.
[00:49:53] Speaker B: Ooh, the moving tomb.
The porta tomb.
[00:49:58] Speaker D: Perfect. Perfect.
[00:50:01] Speaker A: I mean, you want to use my room? Can we all fit a. I think we can fit. It would be nice.
[00:50:06] Speaker B: Okay, let's go.
[00:50:08] Speaker A: Okay.
Uh, Valencia, you come to my room.
[00:50:14] Speaker D: What?
[00:50:16] Speaker A: We are going to talk to cross albatross.
[00:50:20] Speaker D: I look around, he's going to come to my room. Is there anyone who should not be hearing this even remotely near?
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Nobody in sight at all is not within your party.
[00:50:30] Speaker D: Oh, that's nice that you're talking to a bird of some kind. I say, trying to, like, maintain the. That's what I said to the captain. Okay, go meet with your bird friend. I'm looking around. I'm just worried that somebody might be paying attention. I look at Kik, like, what are these weirdos doing talking to a bird? That's so weird, right?
[00:50:54] Speaker E: You said that to kick.
[00:50:55] Speaker D: Yeah, I said it's a kick.
[00:50:57] Speaker C: Weird.
[00:50:58] Speaker D: Yeah, right? What a bunch of weird, weird guys.
Let's go fish from my room. Kick. You can put all the fish on my bed.
Is that a good place to dry your fish out? Kick.
[00:51:13] Speaker E: Ew.
[00:51:14] Speaker B: This is unusual.
[00:51:16] Speaker A: Weird.
[00:51:17] Speaker E: Look, that's just me.
[00:51:19] Speaker D: I'm just so excited that I have a different room to go to, so I'm like, you just put all the burner room. I have a burner room. Yeah, like, this is. Yeah, whatever. Just do whatever you want. Let's fish from the porthole. It's great. These weirdos can talk to a bird. We can just watch them.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: Yeah, right.
[00:51:33] Speaker D: Kick. Like, we should just watch these weirdos talk to. I can't believe they'd be so disrespectful on the day that my king died. But let's go watch these weirdos talk to a bird. Sounds great, right? Let's go do it.
[00:51:44] Speaker A: All right.
[00:51:44] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:51:46] Speaker D: You smell like fish.
[00:51:47] Speaker C: I can put them on your bed.
[00:51:49] Speaker D: Yeah, and then I'll smell like fish. What a tragedy.
[00:51:51] Speaker C: That's really. That's really surprising.
[00:51:54] Speaker D: Valencia, maybe you should think about it. Kick each other. All right, everyone can tell we're different people. We're giving all. They're all gone. Okay. We're just staring at.
[00:52:08] Speaker A: Uh huh.
[00:52:08] Speaker D: We're just on a boat staring into each other's eyes.
[00:52:11] Speaker B: That's all we're doing.
[00:52:12] Speaker E: When we get down there, Mo's room is right across from Roscoe's. So, like, Roscoe is going to makes sure that he opens the door and kind of, like, looks in and gestures toward it, looks back and forth between it and, like, the albatross when it's there. And he's going to be like, yeah, sure is a shame that my room's covered in your shit.
You know, I wonder, you know, what we should do about that, staring at the albatross?
[00:52:47] Speaker A: That was a really good question, but I think we have more pressing matters to attend to, so come on. And he tries to put a wing around you and then pull you into Mo's room.
So you guys head into Mo's room. What?
[00:53:01] Speaker B: I mean, albatrosses are big, but is it really big enough to sort of, like, put its arm around?
[00:53:06] Speaker A: Doesn't matter how big it is.
[00:53:07] Speaker E: It is big albatross.
[00:53:08] Speaker A: It is big albatross, but it can.
[00:53:10] Speaker C: Always try to put its wings around.
[00:53:11] Speaker A: You regardless of how big it is.
[00:53:13] Speaker E: I just. I just want to say I'm. I'm genuinely frustrated at the gods that we interact with.
[00:53:23] Speaker D: They're animals. I think. I think my interpretation is that Eric is very good at giving the perspective of an animal that is just okay with the world the way it is because they're an animal.
[00:53:42] Speaker B: It is really not perfect either, right? Yeah.
[00:53:44] Speaker D: Absolutely imperfect.
[00:53:46] Speaker B: Because they have been some powers, but not many.
[00:53:49] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:53:49] Speaker E: Like, they know sense of ethics or justice.
[00:53:54] Speaker D: I don't know. Yeah, I agree. Like, I keep thinking about this. Poops it. Yeah. Eric is. I don't know what's.
[00:54:00] Speaker E: Well, Eric's so happy right now.
[00:54:02] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: Yeah. That's a compliment, please. When you said that. So you all head down to Mo's room. Kik and Valencio stare into each other's false eyes for God knows how long.
[00:54:20] Speaker D: Stare into each other's false eyes.
That's really my heart.
[00:54:26] Speaker E: Good.
[00:54:27] Speaker D: Yeah, that's.
[00:54:28] Speaker E: Jesus, can we just stop there?
[00:54:31] Speaker A: The campaign.
[00:54:35] Speaker E: Stare into each other's false eyes.
[00:54:38] Speaker D: Yeah, like that. Sad.
[00:54:41] Speaker E: I. Yum. False eyes.
[00:54:43] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:54:45] Speaker E: That's the back of the show.
[00:54:46] Speaker A: And then they hold hands and skip down the stairs.
All right, now I'm starting to see the ten grand. That makes sense.
[00:54:57] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:55:00] Speaker A: And so all is quiet above deck.
And then from the top of the lifeboat, across from the one that will was cowering behind.
[00:55:20] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:55:21] Speaker E: Oh, no.
[00:55:22] Speaker A: Up pokes out the head of Sean Indigo.
[00:55:30] Speaker D: Oh.
[00:55:31] Speaker A: Who looks around.
He looks to the left. He looks to the right. Begins to climb out of the lifeboat. And we cut to black.
[00:55:42] Speaker E: Whoa.
[00:55:45] Speaker D: Whoa.
[00:55:45] Speaker E: Interesting.
That is something I did not include in the recap was Sean's. And being, like, in the last session, wanting to, like, get away and not wanting to be a part of, like, anything about, like, capturing a God. He was like, I don't want to be involved in that. And he slung off. Slung off. Slunked off. Slacked off. He skanked off.
[00:56:10] Speaker A: He skanked off, like. Like dancing to. To ska music, that kind of dance.
[00:56:16] Speaker E: Skanking. Boo vas. Yeah.
[00:56:19] Speaker A: Wait, I was in the races, though. I will remind you all.
[00:56:24] Speaker D: Oh, wait, he was.
[00:56:26] Speaker E: Oh, no, I forgot.
[00:56:29] Speaker C: Have I had a completely different experience for everyone. Who is Sean Indigo?
[00:56:35] Speaker D: The australian one that sounds like Shamey who's catching animals and has pets.
[00:56:40] Speaker B: Exotic.
No, I said bet, but no.
[00:56:45] Speaker C: Yeah, never mind.
[00:56:46] Speaker D: He's weird. Like, the last name is perfect. Whenever I hear the indigo part, I'm like, oh, yeah, I know who that is. But Sean sounds so.
[00:56:53] Speaker A: Well, if it helps, it's spelled s h a w n. Just to clarify.
[00:56:59] Speaker B: The implication is that Sean Indigo had overheard everything, okay?
[00:57:04] Speaker E: He was hiding, and something's going on. Sean Indigo.
[00:57:08] Speaker D: Well, I'm glad I committed to the bit. I better not be penalized. Dm. I think I committed as much as I could, except for when I gazed into bathwax eyes for a long time. But who knows? Kik and Valencio, they could be best friends. Like, best friends immediately. Like, soul mates.
[00:57:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think that will said anything or that Valencio said anything damning.
[00:57:34] Speaker D: But the albatross was there and did say something stupid, like bath wax alive. Or he's.
[00:57:40] Speaker A: That.
[00:57:40] Speaker D: He's over there. Sean Indigo. I'm gonna kill him.
[00:57:42] Speaker E: Oh, and Sean. Sean is. Oh.
Unlike the captain, Shawn is primed for considering the albatross a God, because we talked about him as such. That's true. Ooh, interesting information that Eric dropped right there.
[00:58:05] Speaker A: But none of you know that in character.
[00:58:06] Speaker D: Yeah, that's great. I love it. I'll forget it just as easily.
[00:58:09] Speaker A: We'll all forget that it even happened.
[00:58:11] Speaker D: I'm.
[00:58:12] Speaker B: Immediately.
[00:58:12] Speaker D: I'm curious because, like, I didn't even. Like, I kept looking around. I tried. I said I looked around. You didn't even let me roll. What are you doing?
[00:58:19] Speaker E: You didn't look in the lifeboat.
[00:58:21] Speaker D: Definitely not.
[00:58:21] Speaker A: There was no one you could see. He was not visible.
[00:58:25] Speaker D: Okay. All right. I just. I should have cast a mag. I need to get some magic about, like, spying on my surroundings, making sure the only people. Oh, man. I want a spell where I can tell who is around, like, how many people are in my vicinity, how many creatures. Like. Yeah, so, like, I know. I mean, Eric would be like, there are billions of organisms crawling all over your skin. But just so I would know and I would stop being so paranoid about who's listening. What'd you say?
[00:58:52] Speaker A: The organisms crawling in your skin. Like midnight mass?
[00:58:55] Speaker D: No. Yeah, we just saw that speech. It's beautiful.
[00:58:58] Speaker E: Was that your first time watching midnight mass?
[00:59:00] Speaker A: No, we watched it when.
[00:59:02] Speaker D: We watched it when it came. Came out. But it's been a couple years. I didn't watch the.
[00:59:06] Speaker E: Did you finish usher? Did you watch Usher?
[00:59:08] Speaker D: Yes, we did. Yeah.
[00:59:09] Speaker E: I loved it.
[00:59:11] Speaker A: I love the idea behind it. Just like the. I didn't know going in. Like, what the. I thought it was just a retelling of the house of Usher.
[00:59:20] Speaker D: Yeah, you follow the house of Usher?
[00:59:22] Speaker A: I didn't like.
[00:59:23] Speaker E: Yeah. Doing Fargo did for the Coen brothers.
[00:59:26] Speaker A: Just like all the. An homage to the whole body, poems and everything together. It's really wonderful.
[00:59:32] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks, guys, for making me laugh tonight. What time is it? 1127. I have had to pee for, like, an hour. I feel.
[00:59:41] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. It's time to take a break.
[00:59:44] Speaker D: Yeah, I know. Whoops.
[00:59:45] Speaker A: Back in five.
[00:59:49] Speaker E: Well, cool. Thanks for hanging out, friends.
[00:59:53] Speaker B: Everyone enjoy their tomorrow.
[00:59:55] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh.
[00:59:56] Speaker E: Yeah, everyone, enjoy your yesterdays.
[00:59:59] Speaker D: Clean out my chicken.
[01:00:01] Speaker A: Don't forget to yuck scat.
[01:00:04] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:00:04] Speaker E: And we'll yuck scat. I yum. False eyes.
[01:00:10] Speaker B: Such a good sign. I mean, a good shirt and a good sign. It's a good sign. Okay, bye.
[01:00:14] Speaker E: Good night.
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