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[00:00:00] Speaker A: You're listening to the show about a serpent in a pierogi. It's pork fried dice.
I'm Eric, and I'm the dungeon master.
[00:00:11] Speaker B: I'm Abby, and I play Rufina.
[00:00:14] Speaker C: I'm Alex, and I play batblack.
[00:00:18] Speaker D: I'm kt and I play will.
[00:00:21] Speaker E: I'm Adam and I play Roscoe.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: Hold onto your haversacks. Let's roll.
[00:00:33] Speaker C: Someone told a joke to me today, and I. And I didn't laugh at all because I was busy thinking about something, and they're like, oh, I thought you'd laugh. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was really thinking hard about this thing that we were just talking about.
[00:00:47] Speaker E: They said to you. I thought you'd laugh.
[00:00:52] Speaker A: It must have been Adam.
[00:00:53] Speaker E: Who are they? Me.
[00:00:57] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: We got to get this recap over with.
[00:01:07] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:01:08] Speaker C: I can't hear anything because of this washing machine.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Well, even through the wa. Even through the headphones.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Yeah, well, hopefully only through the.
[00:01:15] Speaker C: I can. I definitely can barely hear you.
[00:01:17] Speaker D: Turns.
[00:01:17] Speaker C: Like, it turns volume up because you're across the room.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: Turn the volume up so that.
[00:01:21] Speaker E: No, you're.
[00:01:22] Speaker C: I can't hear you at all because you're across the room.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: Well, you're going to hear my recap. I won't be talking during it.
[00:01:26] Speaker C: Since we're. We haven't started playing yet. Can I get another beer?
[00:01:29] Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead.
[00:01:31] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: You're welcome.
[00:01:37] Speaker E: Speaking of cheese, I got some goat cheese from my CSA that wasn't on your list.
[00:01:42] Speaker B: Oh, that's cool.
[00:01:43] Speaker A: It was on his list.
[00:01:44] Speaker E: I was. It was.
[00:01:45] Speaker D: Fuck you, goat cheese was.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: How did I forget that you lied? Any mentions of soft cheeses?
[00:01:51] Speaker E: Yeah, you always elide soft cheeses Abby doesn't like. First thing I noticed about you.
[00:01:57] Speaker B: I wish that could be the title of the episode.
[00:02:03] Speaker D: Nothing to do with the game soft cheese.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: But that's a thing, right? Abby? You don't like soft cheese?
[00:02:11] Speaker D: Cheese counts.
[00:02:12] Speaker E: I love.
[00:02:12] Speaker B: Like, I don't really like the stinky ones. That's the problem. There's a little stinky. I find Bree stinky.
[00:02:19] Speaker D: Brie?
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah. She doesn't like brie.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: I mean, I have eaten baked brie. Like, I can do a baked brie with, like, pear.
[00:02:28] Speaker D: Yeah, maybe it wasn't.
[00:02:30] Speaker A: How else you can eat the one.
[00:02:32] Speaker D: That introduced me to Brie. Well, yeah. Well, you can just fucking eat brie. Okay, hold.
[00:02:38] Speaker B: Slices of brie on a sandwich is.
[00:02:41] Speaker D: I've never had that, but like we used before, I was severely lactose intolerant. I mean, that's why fig and Brie is our username on a lot of things, because we love. We had this fig jam, and we would do the bake the brie, and I would eat the shit out of that. I probably gained, like, a thousand pounds from that. It's so.
[00:03:00] Speaker A: So it's hard to pick five cheeses, though.
[00:03:03] Speaker D: Five.
[00:03:03] Speaker A: Because there's. There's different cheeses for different uses. Like, I had to put mozzarella on there because I love, like, pizza.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: Yeah, and. But that's why I said italian blend.
See, I felt I did cheat. That was cheating.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: Cheating. I don't know about cream cheese. I don't know if that counts as a cheese or not. I wasn't gonna say it's not. I definitely think that italian blend, you.
[00:03:25] Speaker D: Can rate cheese based, whether it's cheese based on it, whether or not.
[00:03:29] Speaker E: So you couldn't put, like, mexican five cheese.
[00:03:32] Speaker A: No, that's five cheeses. Those are your five.
[00:03:35] Speaker D: Then you said parmesan blend.
[00:03:36] Speaker A: No, that's Romano instead of me. I said, well, she said italian blend. I was saying I love mozzarella.
[00:03:44] Speaker D: Well, italian blend is mozzarella Romano.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Yes, but I picked mozzarella. I'm saying I committed.
[00:03:50] Speaker D: Oh, you're trying to say you are against it, but she can do it.
[00:03:54] Speaker A: No, no, I'm saying I'm confused.
[00:03:56] Speaker D: Oh, you're telling her she's cheating.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: Yes. Sorry. She cheated with the italian blend.
[00:04:01] Speaker D: The problem is we just went backwards in the conversations. Too many mini steps.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: I did your top five cheeses.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Yeah, you didn't say your cheeses. Was it a sensible topic?
[00:04:12] Speaker E: Absence from the conversation game?
[00:04:14] Speaker D: Okay, let's see. Top five.
[00:04:16] Speaker B: Top five cheeses. That if you only have five cheeses for the rest of your life.
[00:04:20] Speaker D: Well, I have to say that within a year. No, no, no. I won't be.
[00:04:25] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:04:26] Speaker A: That's what we're saying. This situation, ignoring your intolerance.
[00:04:30] Speaker D: Okay, so. So in the past year, knowing that I can't eat cheese, I still eat cheese sometimes. Like, it has to be. I have to, like, save up. What is that?
[00:04:40] Speaker A: Lancaster. Baked pumpkin ale.
[00:04:42] Speaker D: Baked pumpkin. Look at that cute little drawing too.
[00:04:45] Speaker E: No, not Lancaster.
[00:04:47] Speaker A: Lancaster.
[00:04:48] Speaker D: Lancaster.
[00:04:48] Speaker C: Lancaster. Oh, is that really how you say it?
[00:04:51] Speaker D: Yes. Lancaster.
[00:04:53] Speaker C: I'm gonna impress my friends from Lancaster.
[00:04:55] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: On the first syllable.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: What was happening? Oh, cheeses go.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: Yeah, cheeses go.
[00:05:01] Speaker D: Oh, okay, so, like, in the past year, I discovered that my favorite cheese, like, favorite, favorite cheese is cotija cheese. Yay. T o t I j a. It's excellent. It's salty, it's crumbly. And I.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: What kind of cheese is the powder in Mac and cheese?
[00:05:21] Speaker D: Powdered cheese. So funny product is not. Yeah. Cheese product.
[00:05:27] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:05:27] Speaker D: Cotija cheese is my favorite. And do I really have to pick four more? I would say brie is probably up there.
Cheddar is definitely up there. Especially, like, a cheddar with horseradish in it.
[00:05:40] Speaker E: Oh, fuck, yeah.
[00:05:43] Speaker D: I also love any kind of cheese that's a soft cheese with, like, herbs in it. Like a Borsan cheese. What is that called?
[00:05:53] Speaker B: Borsin. Like, the spread. The spread? Like, the herbs.
[00:05:56] Speaker D: Like, I feel like I never. Alouette, maybe.
I don't know if I've ever. I feel like it's. There's a reason I don't even know the name is because, like, the only times I've ever had it is that somebody else's fancy party or something like that.
[00:06:09] Speaker B: It's like that cheese that it's got foil around.
[00:06:11] Speaker D: It's, like, almost like whipped cream cheese or something. And it has, like, herbs and stuff in it. How many cheeses is that?
[00:06:19] Speaker A: Three or four?
[00:06:21] Speaker D: Three.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: Four.
[00:06:22] Speaker D: That's cotija.
[00:06:23] Speaker B: Horseradish, cheddar.
[00:06:25] Speaker D: Horseradish, cheddar. Herby, creamy. Me dip cheese. I don't know.
[00:06:30] Speaker B: Herbie goes banana.
[00:06:33] Speaker D: And my fifth cheese.
I mean, cream cheese is amazing. Like, I love bagels so much. So, like, I don't.
[00:06:42] Speaker E: Yes, bagels with cream cheese.
[00:06:44] Speaker D: Say cream cheese. Yeah, I can't.
[00:06:48] Speaker E: I wouldn't be able to go without cream cheese.
[00:06:50] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the best.
[00:06:51] Speaker D: And I think the cheddar covers.
[00:06:52] Speaker A: Is cream cheese a cheese?
[00:06:55] Speaker B: Yes, it's got a cheese.
[00:06:56] Speaker D: Because I can't eat it.
[00:06:57] Speaker B: Is a cheese you can't eat it?
[00:07:00] Speaker D: Oh, it's like, one of the worst ones. Like, when I eat that, I'm like, okay, I can't do anything for a day, but it's so good. Like, that's one of the ones I'll save up and not eat cheese. You know how much I love pizza. Like, I will not eat any cheese for a while, and then I'll have a pizza and it won't affect me as badly as if I just, like, haven't eaten cheese for a few days or something like that.
[00:07:23] Speaker B: So there's a little bargaining you can.
[00:07:24] Speaker D: Do with your body.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:25] Speaker D: So I do it with. I do it for pizza and I do it for cream cheese, bagels and. Because, like, I'll get. I'll get bagels and cream cheese for the family, but, like, I won't necessarily eat it, but, like, if we go to Eastdale. Hell, yeah. East dale bagels. So good.
[00:07:40] Speaker E: Anyway, all right, next we have to identify our characters five favorite cheeses.
[00:07:45] Speaker D: Oh, my God, they're gonna be such weird animals. I bet rafina's is, like, yak cheese. Wait, that's like. That's a real cheese?
[00:07:53] Speaker E: A real thing?
[00:07:53] Speaker D: Yeah, it's real.
[00:07:54] Speaker A: Halfling.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: Gotta be. Yeah.
[00:07:56] Speaker D: Halfling cheese. That would have been way better.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: You know, ants, milk, aphids. So probably aphid cheese.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: My orange cheese.
[00:08:08] Speaker D: Orange cheese.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: Wait, peace.
[00:08:10] Speaker A: Cheese, Abby.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: Orange cheese vitamin cheese.
[00:08:14] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:08:15] Speaker E: That's the white stuff between the orange and the peel.
[00:08:18] Speaker D: Ew.
Like, seriously, Abby, I don't know. I know I love cream cheese, but, like, orange cheese, we've talked about this with the pretzels. It's one of the best fucking things. Like, I didn't react hardcore enough as well.
Orange cheese. I didn't like orange cheese. But KT personally loves that fake shit. That fake orange cheese.
[00:08:41] Speaker B: It's got the right blend of fat and salt, and chemicals just delight.
[00:08:48] Speaker D: And I'm not a big, like, chemical. I make. I make so much food from scratch and stuff. I don't like in general, like, chemically things. But that cheese is my kryptonite. It's so good. That's honorable mention to orange cheese because does that count as cheese, man?
Why you like cheese? Conversation?
[00:09:09] Speaker A: I do.
[00:09:10] Speaker D: Just basking in it.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:09:12] Speaker B: Do you want to play the game?
[00:09:15] Speaker A: I guess so.
[00:09:21] Speaker D: Your mic is directional, Eric. You have to.
[00:09:23] Speaker A: That's why it's right here. You see how it's right in front of me?
[00:09:27] Speaker D: I know he's leaning. He does this on purpose, but I have to be able to see my lies.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: It's an excuse.
[00:09:36] Speaker A: It's a small desk. I'm just thinking that I feel like we should do, like, what they do.
[00:09:42] Speaker D: Go on the other side where you.
[00:09:44] Speaker A: Have your computer for your camera, and you can see the camera, but you're still using them. No, you would see it on your screen.
[00:09:49] Speaker D: I could do that. Sure. But I would.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: And then you can't rub Katie's shoulder when their shoulder hurts.
[00:09:54] Speaker D: Yeah, my shoulder hurts, which is all the time.
Okay.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: Previously on Pork Fried Dice.
[00:10:01] Speaker B: Let me just warn you, this is so corny, speaking of cheese. But I don't think. I mean, I would love to know what you thought, what you would have done if it were your recap turn. That's all I can say.
[00:10:14] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: Hit it.
[00:10:15] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:10:22] Speaker F: For the first course of the mourners feast. Melville, you'll give to us batch rib and hard boiled egg.
For the second course of the mourners feast, Malvolio gave to us, say carefully, cream of mushroom soup and bedriment, hard boiled egg.
For the third course of the mourners feast, Malvolio gave to us so tried and potato pancakes with a bowl of shredded cream, cream of mushroom soup and bad ribbed and hard boiled egg.
For the fourth course of the mourners feast, Malvolio gave to us shrimp salad, cherry blue cheese, smoked rodin and some latke's. Cream of mushroom soup and batch ribbon. Hard boiled egg.
For the fifth course of the mourner's feast, Malvolio gave to us boiled serpent on a bed of pineapple squash and sliced shallot.
Shrimp salad, cherry blue cheese, smoked trout and potato pancakes, cream of mushroom soup and bat ribbon. Hard boiled egg.
For the palate cleanser course of the mourners feast, Malvolio gave to us cucumber sorbet with champagne, boiled syrup on a bed of stuff, shrimp salad, cherry blue cheese, fish and some potato pancakes. Cream of mushroom soup and batch ribbed and hard boiled egg.
For the 7th course of the mourners feast, Melville, y'all gave to us three parchment rapture, rose cucumber sorbet with champagne, boiled snake and stuff, shrimp salad, cherry blue cheese, fish and some potatoes, cream of mushroom soup and bad ribbon. Hard boiled egg.
When we shared bathwack memories first Roscoe said to us, home invasion of the elderly. Rafina recalled the windmill plenty out thought of werewolves. Mo brought up the crown, shonen to go in, appropriately marked it his pads clock faced mimes, a waterfall. Jimmy mused on tenacity. Ix neigh on the oots Bay patty cake for no reason. Roscoe cheers up gnar with a reddish powder potion. And Mo says, bon apple tea.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: And who is Eldon?
[00:13:02] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:13:03] Speaker D: Abby.
[00:13:05] Speaker E: Abby.
[00:13:06] Speaker B: That sucked.
What else would you do? What else could you do?
[00:13:10] Speaker D: No, that was.
[00:13:11] Speaker E: Yeah, I didn't even. Yeah, that's great. That's so. That's perfect.
[00:13:15] Speaker D: Abby. Like, it's brilliant. It was brilliant.
[00:13:20] Speaker E: When I was trying to think yesterday, I was thinking to myself, I wonder what Abby's gonna do for the recap. And you know what I thought? I was like, she's probably gonna do some, like, requiem catholic mass bullshit.
[00:13:31] Speaker D: She's probably gonna do some, like.
That was insane.
[00:13:38] Speaker A: For the record, listeners, that is Abby playing the. Oh, yeah.
[00:13:43] Speaker D: Was. Was the child playing a bell or something?
[00:13:45] Speaker B: No, I stole my child xylophone for that.
[00:13:49] Speaker F: Are you kidding?
[00:13:50] Speaker B: Now she's playing the. Oh, I love playing the. Yeah, it was really fun. It was fun to have that because otherwise the accordion gets old.
[00:13:58] Speaker D: That was amazing.
[00:13:59] Speaker A: You did.
[00:14:00] Speaker D: Wait, did you do it at the same time?
No, I can't.
[00:14:04] Speaker B: I wouldn't have enough hands.
[00:14:06] Speaker D: Why would you do that? Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I'm like, okay, that's amazing.
[00:14:09] Speaker C: If you had enough hands, you would have done at the same time.
[00:14:11] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:14:12] Speaker A: Did you. You sang at the same time as you were playing though, right?
[00:14:16] Speaker B: I tried that, but it was too prone to error.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:14:20] Speaker D: Oh, wow. I thought you saying.
I thought you've sung before with an accordion, haven't you? Like, to us?
[00:14:29] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, definitely.
[00:14:30] Speaker D: Yeah. You're amazing. You probably have less faith in your. Well, you certainly do because you were like, this is corny, or whatever the hell you said is incorrect. It was so perfect. I don't know.
[00:14:40] Speaker B: I put the lyrics in damn top in, by the way, if you want to see them.
[00:14:43] Speaker D: Fantastic that our brains are, like, also different in terms of, like, what? I mean, I don't. I didn't think on it, so I don't even know what song I would have used, but, like, I. What a great idea. That was so good.
[00:14:55] Speaker C: We tell you it's crap so you can get used to criticism and become immune to it.
[00:14:59] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:14:59] Speaker C: I mean, but, you know, it was pretty good.
[00:15:02] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. Sean didn't go inappropriately markets his pets. That's.
[00:15:06] Speaker E: I mean, it's. It's, you know, it's no shelter of Steve Corral, but it's good.
[00:15:10] Speaker D: Oh, my God. That is one.
[00:15:12] Speaker B: I would be sad if I hadn't written that myself.
[00:15:14] Speaker D: Oh, it's amazing.
[00:15:16] Speaker E: Unknown artist.
[00:15:20] Speaker D: So good.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: Well, that was fun, guys. Good night.
[00:15:23] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:15:25] Speaker A: I do have to get up at 06:00 a.m. so.
[00:15:27] Speaker D: Oh, my.
[00:15:28] Speaker B: Holy crap. Do you really?
[00:15:29] Speaker D: Yes, because they adjusted it even earlier. This cross country invitational.
[00:15:37] Speaker E: All right, let's fucking get this over with.
[00:15:42] Speaker B: Really terrible.
[00:15:44] Speaker D: It's pretty dumb because it's gonna be raining anyway, but yes, they're gonna be soaked.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: No matter.
[00:15:50] Speaker C: I mean, that early, you might as well not even go to bed, right?
[00:15:52] Speaker D: Okay, exactly. Let's party all night. Time to drink the champagne.
[00:15:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Let's play for 5 hours, watch the rest of our flag. Means dad.
[00:16:03] Speaker D: Oh, my God. Yes.
[00:16:03] Speaker E: That honestly sounds amazing.
[00:16:06] Speaker D: I would love.
[00:16:06] Speaker E: Let's do an all nighter.
[00:16:08] Speaker D: I would.
[00:16:09] Speaker E: I would like go get some energy drinks.
[00:16:12] Speaker D: Eric's afraid.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I have 5 hours content. Sure.
[00:16:17] Speaker E: Oh, we'll come up with content.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Don't worry.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: You did last another meal. All I had to do was list some food, and you guys did the rest. Basically.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: I really want cucumbers.
[00:16:32] Speaker C: I've never had.
[00:16:33] Speaker B: That sounds incredible.
[00:16:34] Speaker C: As that last episode you never had. Delicious.
[00:16:40] Speaker D: I love that.
[00:16:41] Speaker A: And it was also a very thorough.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Recap, because one thing I realized. I I didn't bring up the drink. That that kick.
[00:16:51] Speaker D: Got to have gullies and green.
[00:16:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:55] Speaker B: The goalies end green. I forgot to put that in g.
[00:16:58] Speaker E: All right, I'm done.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: That's why I was so critical. I don't believe you.
All right.
[00:17:07] Speaker B: Oh, Eldon.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I think that was probably the very last thing that was said, right?
[00:17:11] Speaker D: Yeah, I think that is what you said.
[00:17:14] Speaker B: So what does Valencio do.
[00:17:21] Speaker C: The last. So, Valencia was the one who was talking to Nar, right?
[00:17:25] Speaker D: No, I'm not. That's the thing. I think we all. I think he was just kind of saying it aloud to the.
[00:17:30] Speaker C: He said that to me.
[00:17:31] Speaker D: Yeah, I think.
But I think everybody. I think he said it out loud because I think he was apologetic. Like, we all definitely heard it. Like, because.
[00:17:39] Speaker C: No, it's Roscoe. Right?
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Because.
[00:17:41] Speaker E: No, but. Yeah, but then he. He stood up and he gave a speech. Like, he gave a toast to everybody. So everybody heard it.
[00:17:48] Speaker D: Yeah. I mean, the thing is, though, like, Eldon is the name.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:17:53] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:17:53] Speaker E: I mean, it doesn't mean anything to anyone.
[00:17:55] Speaker D: I mean. I mean, it may. It means something to. To will, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's the same person. So he's like, oh, that's interesting. But he's looking at that guy. He was just. Look at him. He was already probably looking at him because he stood up and made a weird speech. What a weirdo.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: Well, KT did make a request for me.
[00:18:14] Speaker D: I did.
[00:18:14] Speaker C: Who's Eldon?
[00:18:18] Speaker B: Beth whack. I mean, kick asks.
[00:18:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:22] Speaker C: Oh, who's Eldon?
[00:18:25] Speaker A: That's.
[00:18:25] Speaker C: Who's Elden?
[00:18:26] Speaker A: He was my boyfriend.
We broke up, but, you know.
You know, I guess life moves on, right?
[00:18:39] Speaker C: What did. Where did you meet Eldon?
[00:18:43] Speaker A: Well, we met in. That's a good question.
We. We met in Carnivore.
That's where I'm from, and he.
Yeah, we.
[00:18:56] Speaker C: Carnivore. Where.
Yeah, I know where carnivores.
[00:19:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Most. Yeah. You know the capital.
[00:19:06] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. What, uh, what. What kind of person was Eldon?
[00:19:12] Speaker E: Roscoe is watching. His name is nar.
[00:19:15] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:19:16] Speaker E: Roscoe is, like, watching him, like, very. Like, he's kind of, like, probably closer than is comfortable. And he's just trying to, like, analyze and, like, get a sense of, like, is. Did that work? Is this guy. Does he seem happy for days?
[00:19:30] Speaker A: Like, well, he's definitely doing better than he was, that's for sure.
[00:19:34] Speaker E: It cleared up. Like. Like. It did. It had a noticeable, like, yes. Effect on it.
[00:19:39] Speaker A: Yeah, he was just, like, sobbing, basically. Like, he's, like, coherent and, like, you know, a little more sort of at peace, if you will.
[00:19:49] Speaker E: Roscoe will do, like, his Larry David the crypt enthusiasm. Kind of like. I mean, he'll. Sure, he'll decide, like, well, relative to seems happy, and they'll go sit back down, I guess.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: And like I said, kT had made a request of me.
[00:20:12] Speaker D: Was it because I said I would look at the guy?
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:15] Speaker D: Was he looking.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: You want to know what he looks like, right? Are you ready for this? I saw, because I never described anybody or anything.
[00:20:21] Speaker D: He said he was a big guy, brawny, tall, light green skin. Last night time.
[00:20:27] Speaker A: He has short, dark brown hair, brown eyes. He's wearing a plain brick red tunic, which is belted. He has on loose brown pants.
He has a thick, bushy mustache.
[00:20:45] Speaker D: Okay, so.
[00:20:47] Speaker A: And you gave me the idea of trying to describe him like, a celebrity. Like a famous person's face or. Famous person.
[00:20:55] Speaker D: Well, I was just suggesting.
[00:20:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I liked that idea. So he has his face. It's kind of like a young Tom Selleck, but a half orc.
[00:21:03] Speaker D: Okay, Tom Selleck.
All right. Wow.
[00:21:07] Speaker A: And, yeah, he's. He's solid. He's, like, thick. He's not like. He's not like a bodybuilder, but, yeah, he's. What I wrote specifically was not hulking, but solid.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: Mmm.
[00:21:21] Speaker D: Okay, got it.
[00:21:22] Speaker C: Yeah, kind of. Kind of.
[00:21:23] Speaker E: Uh.
[00:21:26] Speaker A: You say this in character while looking.
[00:21:32] Speaker D: I love Tom Selleck.
[00:21:36] Speaker C: I was just trying to think how, uh.
Oh, wait, though. This is nar. Yeah, I was trying to think. Yeah, no, that's right. I was trying to think how, like, uh, you know, similar or different he looks to Will.
[00:21:49] Speaker D: You know, he has a mustache and he has brown eyes and dark brown hair. I never wear a plain brick red tunic. Get the fuck out of here.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: It's your dad, Will.
[00:22:02] Speaker D: Also, I'm totally a bodybuilder, so. This guy doesn't even know.
[00:22:06] Speaker C: Nice mustache.
[00:22:08] Speaker E: Nice mustache.
[00:22:10] Speaker A: You just noticed it? Just grew it. It's part of brown treat.
[00:22:14] Speaker D: I mean, like. Yeah, Will would notice that because he's looking at this guy. But again, this might not be the same person. So whatever. It's interesting. Are we all paying attention, like, is he talking so, so loudly that we all.
[00:22:25] Speaker C: He's talking to me.
[00:22:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:27] Speaker D: He said, what kind of person was Eldon? Was the last question that he had.
[00:22:30] Speaker C: I said, where'd you meet Eldon?
[00:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:32] Speaker C: Then I said, what kind of person is Eldon?
[00:22:33] Speaker E: What did he do?
[00:22:35] Speaker B: What did he do for his job?
[00:22:37] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, he was. He was fun. He was always.
He's always looking for things to do. He was always looking for adventures and experiences.
He loved to dance.
He would go dancing a lot.
We met in a club.
[00:22:59] Speaker C: Oh, oh, what was the club called? Maybe I'll go there when I'm in Carnivore.
[00:23:05] Speaker A: Oh, the club in Carnivore. Sure.
Well, the name of it let me think. I mean, it was a while ago, but it was, of course, very memorable. So, of course, I would remember where I met this. This man who I clearly am in love with and just recently broke up with. I mean, like, you know, our 1st. 1st moments. I mean, that would be, like, burned into my memory. And, you know, probably, like, have my club fit.
I have my voucher from that night. I probably keep it in a keepsake box. I look at it every night, so clearly I remember the name, where I met this man who means. Or meant at least so much.
[00:23:46] Speaker C: And then if it's. If this whole thing is subtitled, it says, garbled or incomprehensible.
[00:23:54] Speaker A: I mean, actually, no, look, I actually have it here in my pocket, and he pulls out this little slip, and it says, admit one good vibrations.
That's the name.
Yeah, no, he was. He was.
[00:24:22] Speaker D: Jeez.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: You know, I mean, it was. We had a good time together. We really did.
I still. I mean, when I close my eyes and he's just kind of smiling, this brown treat seems to really be doing a number on him.
[00:24:38] Speaker C: He's really opening up, like, oh, he's smiling. He's smiling.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:43] Speaker C: Okay. No, I thought he said when he closes his eyes, he sees Holden smile.
[00:24:47] Speaker A: No, no, no. He's smiling as he says this. He says when I close my eyes, I can. I can still see his. His eyes. There's just piercing blue eyes just. Just staring at me.
[00:24:59] Speaker E: I want to see kT's face.
[00:25:03] Speaker C: You mean piercing brown eyes. Brown eyes.
[00:25:06] Speaker D: Blue eyes.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: Nars eyes are brown.
[00:25:10] Speaker E: Right?
[00:25:10] Speaker C: Right.
[00:25:11] Speaker E: And brown eyes pierce.
[00:25:13] Speaker D: So, wills.
[00:25:13] Speaker A: No.
[00:25:14] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely.
[00:25:20] Speaker D: Like to wait.
[00:25:21] Speaker A: Don't you feel?
[00:25:22] Speaker D: Bobby has brown eyes. You have brown eyes. Right. And I think Alex has brown eyes. Wait, Alex has pink eyes.
[00:25:28] Speaker C: Alex, I have pink.
[00:25:30] Speaker A: Oh, no.
[00:25:35] Speaker D: I love you.
[00:25:36] Speaker A: My pink eyed girl.
[00:25:44] Speaker C: I have a set of contact lenses. I change every day, so you never know what?
[00:25:48] Speaker A: That's why you've pink eye.
[00:25:52] Speaker D: I think that will, if he's paying attention to this, which I guess he probably is at first, he's just like, okay, well, that's just a name. Like, it's a weird coincidence that I'm hearing that name.
And then as he goes on and he describes some of these things, which could still be someone else.
[00:26:10] Speaker C: Oh, you're listening from across the room.
[00:26:12] Speaker D: Yeah. I think he has to be like, this is important to not.
[00:26:15] Speaker A: This isn't like a hushed conversation, and.
[00:26:18] Speaker D: He'S just slowly, like. He just, I don't know, subtly, because he still has to be. I think he'd be still focused on staying in his character, but he'd be like. His eyes would just be kind of. He'd be, like, frozen a little bit and just, like.
Like, paying a little too close of attention to this person. You wouldn't think that will would necessarily care about somebody's old boyfriend.
[00:26:39] Speaker C: Can I make a perception check? Like, do I notice will?
[00:26:45] Speaker A: Um, sure.
[00:26:46] Speaker D: Bathwack puts a sticky note on the guy's face.
[00:26:51] Speaker C: I mean, I.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: By sticky note, you mean fish taco?
[00:26:54] Speaker D: Yeah, fish taco note, post it note.
[00:26:59] Speaker C: I mean, I. This would be. I'm not looking at. I have no idea there's any connection with Will.
[00:27:04] Speaker A: So that's a five. It's just like.
[00:27:07] Speaker C: All right, good. I don't miss anything. Just, like, normal.
[00:27:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's totally in character.
[00:27:13] Speaker C: Totally normal. That's. Yeah, just having a nice dinner kick.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: Is just as unperceptive as bath whack. It's bath whack.
[00:27:23] Speaker E: All right, all right. But. But might I suggest that Roscoe is, you know, listening to this story? He was already thinking, like, last session, like, about. They've gotten him thinking about Todd.
[00:27:34] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:27:35] Speaker E: Now he's. You know, it's gotten him into. Into that mood. Like, he's. He's. He didn't take any of the ground treat himself, so he's very. Feeling very introspective and. But also just kind of, like, sullen, but not in, like, a negative way. But he's.
He's looking at Narn. He's looking around the room, and.
And, you know, I think he'd be interested in. He's always interested this, like, in other people's kinds of stories and experiences with, like, with loss and heart. Heartache. Too much heartache in this world.
So can I role as Roscoe? A more like an insight check.
Everybody in the room.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: Yes, you may.
[00:28:31] Speaker E: Public roll.
[00:28:33] Speaker A: Pubic roll seven.
[00:28:36] Speaker D: What the fuck? That is a pubic roll.
I will cast detect thoughts to see if I can see a picture of.
[00:28:46] Speaker C: Hold on, though. Roscoe did an insight check, and I failed miserably.
[00:28:50] Speaker A: Okay, so I don't know.
Do I get any? I mean, in terms of the. The room overall. I mean, the meal's finishing up.
Nar is maybe oversharing the two people over there. The other NPC's are just kind of. They're talking amongst themselves. They don't really seem to be too interested. Mo has devoured his churros and is wondering if there's gonna be another course.
[00:29:18] Speaker E: Okay. With. With a seven?
[00:29:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:29:20] Speaker E: How do I know? I'm really interested in Malvolio and graffina and how. How Malvolio is responding to all this stuff about ex x boyfriends and stuff.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: So. Yeah, he is. He is. Seems to be at least intently paying attention to gnar as he is sharing details about his. His former lover. And it looks like he's maybe, like, slightly trying to lean a little bit towards Rufina.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
[00:29:55] Speaker B: And Rafina's still sitting next to him, right? Like, gotten up and shuffled around it.
[00:29:59] Speaker A: I mean, maybe you're shuffling all over the place. I don't know.
How does a seven insight reflect on Rufina?
[00:30:07] Speaker B: Rufina is getting antsy for sure, because the meal's almost over, and Rafina does not honestly trust Batwack not to give away the show, whether or not that's justified, but that's definitely on the mind.
[00:30:22] Speaker C: What? What show? Sorry?
[00:30:25] Speaker A: You faking that you're dead?
[00:30:29] Speaker B: Oh, he really didn't know?
[00:30:30] Speaker D: Even though he just thinks he's a new character.
[00:30:33] Speaker A: Yeah, he does.
[00:30:33] Speaker D: He's too excited about Tusk.
[00:30:36] Speaker C: What's your show? What show?
[00:30:38] Speaker E: Roscoe clock show.
[00:30:39] Speaker A: Here.
[00:30:39] Speaker E: Roscoe clocks monvolio, and he just. He just mutters to himself, classic lean.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: It's true. All right. What are you doing, Will?
[00:30:51] Speaker D: I'm casting detect thoughts to see if I can picture. Like, I don't know if this is how it works, but if I can get a idea of what the guy is thinking of, I want to see if I can see a face.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: That's a good question.
[00:31:04] Speaker C: I feel like everyone at the head table is all just slightly leaning.
[00:31:10] Speaker B: The boat is, you know, it's rocky seas.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: Yeah, it's true.
That's an interesting question. Okay, like, does detect thoughts? Like, what if someone's a vision, not a visual? Thinker like, you detected my thoughts versus your thoughts.
[00:31:25] Speaker D: Well, listen, Eric, how easy do you want the story to be?
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Very.
[00:31:29] Speaker D: You already had two people try to figure out something, and Will is very good at concealing shit, and they rolled for shit. So do you want anything to come out or not?
[00:31:39] Speaker A: That's a great question, too.
These are all really good questions, you guys. I love.
[00:31:48] Speaker C: Detect thoughts. There's just, like, some fundamental, like, coding problem between the two. Like, try to see, you think you're gonna hear some words, and you just see, like, crazy pictures.
[00:32:02] Speaker A: It's like trying to play an Xbox game in a PlayStation.
[00:32:08] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: I just, you know, I'll fudge it however I want, but it's just an interesting. It's, like, almost a philosophical question, like, detect thoughts. Like, how does that information come across? Does it depend on the person whose thoughts are detecting or the person who is detecting the thoughts?
[00:32:28] Speaker D: I think it depends on the DM and whether he wants to reveal anything. You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:32] Speaker E: I think maybe when. When he thinks of Eldon, he thinks a DM's description of Elden.
[00:32:41] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Interesting.
But what DM? You've heard my description of people before?
[00:32:49] Speaker E: Well, Eldon is in a different campaign, so you need to contact the fictional DM of that. Fictional?
[00:32:57] Speaker A: I think that's KT.
[00:33:01] Speaker C: I would love, like, will does detect thoughts, and all he sees is just piercing blue eyes.
[00:33:06] Speaker D: Oh, probably that's the end of it. I bet you, because I'm guessing this is Elden, but let's hear it. Let's just tell me already. God damn it.
[00:33:14] Speaker A: Someone stole my thunder.
[00:33:17] Speaker C: Oh, shit.
[00:33:20] Speaker A: That's exactly what I was thinking. That's what he was thinking of.
[00:33:24] Speaker E: That's great.
[00:33:25] Speaker A: Detect thoughts, and you see a set of extremely familiar piercing blue eyes, even down to that little green fleck in the bottom part of the right eye.
[00:33:42] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
I stand up, like, too suddenly, but I'm trying to be cool, but I'm standing up way too suddenly.
[00:33:52] Speaker A: Oh, Valencia, are you all right? Says the captain.
[00:33:55] Speaker D: No, I'm in mourning.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: Oh, of course.
[00:33:59] Speaker E: That's.
[00:34:00] Speaker A: Sorry.
Just like Efron Brown and his father in the hit WB teen slash family comedy.
[00:34:13] Speaker D: Family comedy drama Everwood.
[00:34:17] Speaker E: Which of the. Which of the regions in Bertagl have, like, the most thriving theater scene? Because I think they had the premier region play Everwood.
[00:34:27] Speaker D: Ooh, probably, yeah. Which one is the way? What's the theater district?
[00:34:33] Speaker A: Carnivore.
[00:34:33] Speaker D: Carnivore. I knew you're gonna.
[00:34:35] Speaker E: Yeah, carnivore.
The hit early two thousands. Carnivore teen slash family. Dramatic play, Everwood.
[00:34:47] Speaker D: I'm writing that down. Dramatic play, everyone.
[00:34:51] Speaker A: Amazing listeners. If you haven't already, check out Everwood. Never wouldn't.
[00:34:57] Speaker E: A still happening podcast.
[00:35:02] Speaker D: Wink. Oh, my gosh.
Question mark.
[00:35:09] Speaker E: So will, as Valencia has sprung up and is staring at gnar.
[00:35:14] Speaker D: Yeah, but then he quickly looks away. But I guess you could have people roll again. I mean, I certainly acting in a visual like way.
[00:35:23] Speaker E: Roscoe notices that, I think.
[00:35:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I think you're trying to get a read on everybody, and that's a. Everybody's gonna look at least at this sudden, sudden.
[00:35:36] Speaker E: Those snake heads not sitting with you. Well.
[00:35:42] Speaker D: Nope.
That's all he says.
[00:35:46] Speaker E: Probable.
[00:35:48] Speaker D: Okay, where's my. I'm sorry, those are my notes. Where's my character?
[00:35:55] Speaker E: They were snake heads, right?
[00:35:57] Speaker A: It was boiled.
[00:35:58] Speaker B: Boiled serpent.
[00:35:59] Speaker A: There were heads as part of it, though. They weren't headless.
A 16. Deception.
[00:36:06] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm good at deception, guys.
[00:36:07] Speaker A: All right, roll it inside, Roscoe.
[00:36:10] Speaker E: I'm getting public roll this time.
[00:36:15] Speaker D: Nobody's ever gonna catch anything, my dear.
[00:36:21] Speaker A: All right, shimi rolls a 40.
[00:36:23] Speaker D: Okay, awesome.
[00:36:27] Speaker A: You think maybe there was something wrong with the snake heads, Roscoe? Maybe.
[00:36:33] Speaker E: Well, do you need to, like, go take care of your innards?
Maybe, like, do you need to, like, take a poopy?
[00:36:49] Speaker D: I look at Roscoe.
My gaze is torn away from the center. It was just spacing out because I realized I was staring at Gnar. And then he just kind of vaguely focuses on another point in the room as the snake head discussion is happening. And then I look at Roscoe.
[00:37:05] Speaker E: Yes. Oh, my God, KT, I love that description. I can picture it perfectly.
Yes.
Roscoe's gazing right back with, like, his eyebrows are raised, like.
[00:37:27] Speaker D: No.
[00:37:28] Speaker E: A deception check.
[00:37:33] Speaker D: Suddenly I need to take a poopy.
[00:37:40] Speaker E: Okay, well, wait, 23.
[00:37:44] Speaker A: Jesus fucking.
[00:37:46] Speaker E: But wait, you said no, so does that mean you do have to take a poopy?
[00:37:51] Speaker D: You were the one that told me to roll a deception roll.
No, you are the only one who can tell me whether will is lying.
[00:38:01] Speaker E: Katie, by rolling the deception check, you.
[00:38:04] Speaker D: Have just admitted the will.
[00:38:08] Speaker A: You can roll a deception in a deceptional way.
[00:38:12] Speaker D: Well, right, because. Oh, right.
[00:38:14] Speaker E: This is the most philosophical episode of Pork Fried Dice ever.
[00:38:17] Speaker A: The most.
[00:38:23] Speaker E: Uh, I'm not rolling inside. Check on that.
[00:38:26] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fine.
[00:38:27] Speaker D: I think I look at Rafina like, I think I look, like, away from Oraska's question. I just, like, look at Rafina. Cause, like, Rafina's like my mom or something. My friend like, the person that I actually feel like knows way too much about my history, and I'm not even sure if she would have seen anything about that. He just looks at Rafina, but then looks away really quickly. He's being normal. If you didn't know him, you'd be like, this is just a person who's considering whether they're ill, but because it's will, and he's normally. So he just lies all the time. He has a story to tell. He's always got something to say about everybody. Right now, he's like. It's like he's looking for help. He's just told he needs to take a poopy. He doesn't know what's going on.
So, like, even if Rafina doesn't notice that, like, somebody might notice, is all I'm saying.
[00:39:19] Speaker B: Rafina is definitely not noticing. Not necessarily the agitation, but the change in behavior, because it's a change from a moment ago.
[00:39:29] Speaker A: True.
[00:39:30] Speaker B: Right? Wouldn't you say it's not a seamless transition from the morning to the. Okay, so all role perception.
[00:39:46] Speaker A: Ten. Geez, what does Rufina see with a ten perception? Will?
[00:39:51] Speaker D: You want me to tell her?
[00:39:53] Speaker A: Just. It's perception, not an insight. So, like, physically, like, what might she perceive?
[00:39:59] Speaker D: I don't know. I'm not a DM.
[00:40:01] Speaker A: It's fine. Yes, you are.
[00:40:04] Speaker D: No, I'm not.
[00:40:05] Speaker A: Should be.
[00:40:06] Speaker D: I mean, I think he's trying to regain his composure, either because it's like seeing a ghost or something, but also, what's going on is he's like, out of all the people in the world, this is an ex boyfriend of a person that I might care about. And, like, why is this person here? Rufina can just tell. It's like he's giving one of those things where he's like, why am I in bronze?
Why aren't I back in Tivoli? This is ridiculous. I was pulled from my comfortable life, but it's more like he looks like what he looks like when he's complaining about being far from home, but it's all inside.
[00:40:45] Speaker B: Rafina says to the captain, oh, will there be a tea in coffee service? Or perhaps I should give some tea to, uh, Valencia here. He's looking a little peaked.
[00:40:58] Speaker A: Um, I. There's no further courses planned. I mean, if you have a beverage you feel like your. Your friend here would. Would benefit from. Of course. Feel free, Valencia.
[00:41:09] Speaker B: You could use a little tea, couldn't you? And she starts to reach into her. Into her pack.
[00:41:15] Speaker D: No, I'm fine.
And he just, like, sits. And you know what? That was as big of a period of vulnerability as he would allow in the moment. No, I'm fine. And he would sit back down and, like, it's back to business now. He's like, okay, but it's dinner. Like, it's over, right? Like, so he's like. He sits down, and then he stands up, and he's looking around like, he doesn't. He's like, this is. This is over. I can just leave. But he doesn't want to leave because the sky's right there. And he's like, okay, but also, he wants to leave. Those are all the things that are going through his head.
Sits down, stands up.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: Got it.
[00:41:51] Speaker D: Doesn't need tea. It's dirt tea.
But he doesn't insult your tea. Like, he doesn't even say. He just says no.
[00:41:57] Speaker A: And Shimi gets up and walks over to you, Valencia. And he's like, oh, well, maybe you want a little something stronger than Teo Valencio. And he sets down in front of you the.
The mug that he gave you a.
[00:42:14] Speaker D: While ago, the one that doesn't get me drunk.
[00:42:17] Speaker A: Uh huh.
[00:42:19] Speaker D: Like, it's like a mug that has a scowly face on it. Right? Wait, how did he get it? It was in my bag. Wait a minute. You just smile like, will is like, he looks at that. Yeah, that's what happens.
[00:42:33] Speaker E: I like that. KT can still, in the moment, genuinely ask, well, how did he get the. Oh, Shamie.
[00:42:40] Speaker D: No, that's because, I mean, it came from him. So I was like, yeah, from him. And I'm like, wait a second. I have that.
And that's, like, the kind of moment. That's like, the kind of look that she me gets. Like, he's like, he looks at the bug, and then he's like, thanks. Wait a second. Huh?
[00:42:57] Speaker A: Yeah. You dropped this. I picked it up for you. Drinking mug.
Those guys down there, they're having some fancy green stuff. Maybe you should have some of that.
[00:43:07] Speaker D: Is it them? Is it those guys?
[00:43:09] Speaker A: Gnar and kick.
[00:43:11] Speaker D: Yeah, sure. Let's go have some drinks. Uh, and he doesn't even know what he's doing, because, like, I don't know what purpose that would serve. I guess I could talk and then not get drunk. So let's go over. I can listen to them. I don't know. Are they even gonna stay? I don't want to be awkward. All of these thoughts are going through Will's head. He's like, I don't.
[00:43:32] Speaker B: This is panic.
[00:43:33] Speaker D: Not interesting. I need to go find out what's happening.
[00:43:36] Speaker A: And the captain stands up and he says, well, this mourner's feast, I think, has been a very fitting tribute to our. Our dear departed friend, King bathwack of Gully's end.
Feel free to move about the ship, as you will. Of course, you are always free to, but the meal is concluded. I'm just getting the sense. Sorry. I've never held very many mourners feasts before, but I feel as if this gathering should be formally concluded, which is what I am doing now.
[00:44:12] Speaker B: That was very authentic of you, captain.
[00:44:15] Speaker E: Thank you for especially on the heels of your own morning.
Did you have a morning feast for Chloe?
[00:44:27] Speaker A: Um, well, I mean, I did perhaps eat a few things that were not good to myself in. In my moments of vulnerable.
[00:44:47] Speaker E: Are you.
[00:44:48] Speaker C: The, uh, mourning Lord?
[00:44:55] Speaker D: Does bang back look at the rest of us, like.
[00:45:00] Speaker A: Puts a finger on the side of his fake snout.
[00:45:04] Speaker D: Waka, waka.
Oh, my God.
[00:45:11] Speaker A: No, I mean, just, like, things that were bad for me, you know, some moments of weakness.
[00:45:18] Speaker D: Hmm. What the fuck does that mean?
[00:45:21] Speaker A: Like, unhealthy food.
[00:45:22] Speaker D: I didn't say that out loud. I'm not focused on him at all. Sorry.
[00:45:26] Speaker E: He's still just talking. We're all silent. He's having a conversation with, like, unhealthy food.
Like burgers, you know? But, like, a lot of burgers.
[00:45:40] Speaker A: So much of my top five favorite cheeses.
[00:45:46] Speaker D: It's just so specific.
[00:45:49] Speaker E: Well. Well, it was a good morning feast. And what's the next one again, where there's gonna be another feast?
[00:45:56] Speaker A: Well, the heroes feast.
[00:45:58] Speaker E: Oh, yeah.
[00:45:59] Speaker A: That will be this evening.
[00:46:01] Speaker E: Oh, that. What is now?
[00:46:03] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you can feel free to.
[00:46:06] Speaker E: What. What time is it?
[00:46:08] Speaker D: What is now? I think is incorrect question.
What is now? I mean, I'm gonna steal that for the rest of my life.
[00:46:17] Speaker A: What is now?
[00:46:18] Speaker E: Well, I think that will, as Valencia probably, like, when he hears what is now, he's like. He nods.
[00:46:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:46:24] Speaker E: What is. What is now?
[00:46:25] Speaker A: What now? I would think I would classify as lunch.
I think we just finished our lunch.
[00:46:33] Speaker E: Okay. All right, great. Okay, so, guys, we're gonna be back, and is it gonna be a back in this room?
[00:46:38] Speaker A: Oh, yes. This is. This is the dying food.
I wanted to mention that if. If you would like. I mean, we usually do this when we have a full boat. I mean, I guess with all of you, we're closer than. Than I expected, but we are going to have some afternoon games on the upper deck.
[00:46:56] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:46:56] Speaker A: I thought it might be a good way to transition the mood from the mourners feast to the heroes feast, of course. And he. He puts a hand on Valencio's shoulder and just pats him.
If. If you're. If he sits down again, it's purely optional. Of course. It's. If you do not wish to take part, do not feel obligated. But we'll have some prizes, and it'll be a fun time. So in a few hours, feel free to meet up on the upper deck for some. Some fun competition.
[00:47:30] Speaker E: All right. Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go have a little post Prandtl like that, I think. Then I'll go up and play some games, and then we can all meet back here for a. For a gyros feast. That's how we pronounce it where I'm from. I don't know. It's a whole feast of gyros.
I mean, there was so much variety in this feast, all these different causes. But tonight we're just gonna have gyros.
[00:47:59] Speaker D: Hell, yeah. I hope so.
[00:48:02] Speaker B: Sounds amazing.
[00:48:03] Speaker E: All right, well, I'm gonna go. Roscoe leaves.
Roscoe has nothing more to contribute in this scene, so he's gonna go take a nap in his room. All right.
[00:48:14] Speaker A: All right.
[00:48:16] Speaker D: Bye.
[00:48:16] Speaker B: Adam.
[00:48:19] Speaker E: I walked out.
[00:48:21] Speaker D: Yep.
[00:48:23] Speaker E: I need to go out, take a poopy.
[00:48:28] Speaker D: Total liar.
[00:48:29] Speaker C: Good. Time for break.
[00:48:32] Speaker E: I don't actually need to take a poopy.
[00:48:39] Speaker A: I could do for a refill. Do we want to take a quick pause?
[00:48:42] Speaker D: It's got to be quick.
[00:48:43] Speaker A: Yes. Gotta be.
[00:48:44] Speaker E: Supposed to refill your poop.
[00:48:46] Speaker A: Well, I guess, hopefully, eventually.
[00:48:49] Speaker E: You more.
All right.
[00:48:53] Speaker A: Yeah, we all need more poop.
[00:48:54] Speaker D: Oh, geez.
[00:48:56] Speaker B: An anachronism. A Dan ackroydism.
[00:48:59] Speaker D: That's so cute. A Dan Ackroyd ism. That's so great.
[00:49:04] Speaker E: That would be a great, like, malapropism.
[00:49:07] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes.
[00:49:08] Speaker E: I don't know. They said it was a. It was Dan Ackroyd mystic.
They said that me putting Chevy Chase in ancient Rome was Dan Aykroydnistic.
[00:49:21] Speaker B: That's perfect. I love that.
[00:49:23] Speaker D: So funny.
[00:49:24] Speaker A: God, this would kill in the eighties, you guys.
[00:49:29] Speaker E: And then they said that by using the word wrong, I was doing a malvolioism.
[00:49:37] Speaker D: I'm proud to be on the same level as Dan Aykroyd. That's all I gotta say. Pork, red dice, Dan Ackroyd.
That's what the summary is here. We're just as good. Good. Oh, Dan Ackroyd.
[00:49:49] Speaker E: It's just good as Dan.
[00:49:52] Speaker D: I love Dan Ackroyd, and I loved learning that he is. He has Asperger's because he's kidding. And it's so cute because, like, definitely, like, you can. Like, once you learn that and you watch his acting and like, the characters he does, it's so makes sense. I don't know. I.
[00:50:11] Speaker A: That's also what Captain Malvolio ate too much of after his ferret died.
[00:50:15] Speaker D: I think I picture Dan Aykroyd as Captain Malvolio now. Like, I think that's gonna happen because actually, as he got old, I could buy that he's adorable as.
[00:50:24] Speaker E: Brilliant casting of Malvolio. Yeah.
[00:50:26] Speaker A: We gotta make this a movie soon.
[00:50:28] Speaker D: Oh, my God, Rafina, are you gonna fall in love with Dan? Akron? I love this.
[00:50:33] Speaker B: It depends on what movie.
[00:50:36] Speaker D: All right. Christmas with the cranks.
Oh, my God.
[00:50:42] Speaker A: Ghostbusters. Afterlife.
[00:50:44] Speaker D: Cone heads.
Cone head.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: Yes. Cone heads.
[00:50:49] Speaker A: How about the burger sketch from Saturday night?
[00:50:52] Speaker D: Oh, cheeseburger. Cheap burger. Chewbacca. Yeah. No. Coke. Pepsi. Yeah, I know all those really old ones.
[00:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah, you do?
[00:50:59] Speaker D: Yeah, I do. Oh, Dan Ackroyd.
[00:51:02] Speaker A: All right, break over.
[00:51:03] Speaker D: Okay. Get out of here, Dan. No. Come into our lives, Dan Ackroyd. Captain.
[00:51:10] Speaker A: Should get a Dan Aykroyd sound on my soundboard.
[00:51:14] Speaker D: Yes.
[00:51:15] Speaker A: Listen. Do you smell something?
[00:51:17] Speaker D: My favorite quote.
[00:51:19] Speaker A: All right, so the feast is over. The crowds are dispersing.
Shimi has given will his mug.
Roscoe left. He's gone napping.
And he says, yeah, come on, let's. They've still got the bottle over there. Let's go. And we maybe go up to the lounge. Maybe we'll go up, get some fresh air, share some. Some drinks.
[00:51:44] Speaker D: I'm looking at Shimi like, why are you even talking to me? Like, I. Like, I am. Like, who are. What are you doing? You're 14. Like, what are you even. What are you. What are you looking at? Like, but he's not saying any of this. He's uncharacteristically silent, but he's like, what? Like, he's just doing this gesture, like, what are you doing?
[00:52:01] Speaker A: And he tries to take you by the arm and just pull you towards them.
[00:52:06] Speaker D: Okay. But, like, he still doesn't even know. Okay, sure. Let's go somewhere. Yeah, let's get out.
[00:52:12] Speaker B: Do you want to go play shuffleboard?
[00:52:16] Speaker A: Oh, is that one of the games?
[00:52:18] Speaker B: Maybe. It should be.
[00:52:20] Speaker A: I never played. Is it fun?
[00:52:22] Speaker B: No, it's one of those games that old people like.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: Oh, weird.
[00:52:29] Speaker B: But maybe we can put a twist in it.
[00:52:32] Speaker A: Oh, I like that. Make it a drinking game?
[00:52:36] Speaker B: Sure. I'll get the tea.
[00:52:41] Speaker A: Come on, Rafina. You can come with us.
[00:52:44] Speaker B: Wait, are we not gonna go play games?
[00:52:46] Speaker A: Oh, they're not yet. He said they're in a little bit, like, that's why Roscoe went to sleep.
[00:52:52] Speaker D: Yeah, but air is nice. We could go for air.
[00:52:56] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a little stuffy in here, even though there's a nice view. All these windows are sealed.
[00:53:01] Speaker C: Nar, uh.
Wanna go get some air?
[00:53:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:08] Speaker B: I mean, he's kick talking to gnar.
[00:53:10] Speaker A: Yeah, he said his name.
[00:53:12] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't hear it.
[00:53:14] Speaker E: It just sounded like Alex was clearing his throat.
[00:53:22] Speaker A: Yeah, let's. Let's go. I mean, we'll have some more of this gully's end green. What do you think?
[00:53:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:53:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that sounds great. Let's do it.
[00:53:33] Speaker B: And we can't really tell if Kick is drunk, because we don't know what kick is like in general, so it's true. It could be sober kick. Who knows?
[00:53:43] Speaker E: That's fascinating. Like. Yeah, we all, like, we have no idea what bath.
[00:53:47] Speaker A: There's no baseline.
[00:53:48] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
[00:53:50] Speaker E: Is he an actor? Is he a good actor? Is he a bad actor? What is happening? Who is kicked?
[00:53:56] Speaker B: Yeah, what is now?
[00:53:59] Speaker D: What is now?
[00:54:01] Speaker C: Yeah, bathwatch is gonna be like, I'm just gonna be kicked forever.
Resurrection of the king. Nah, nah.
[00:54:10] Speaker E: That'll be my wife and child.
I really, like.
[00:54:16] Speaker C: I'm gonna go become a pirate.
[00:54:18] Speaker E: As an emergent conflict later, where we. You have to become bath. Like, you're like. No, yep, I'm good.
[00:54:28] Speaker D: I was never happy.
[00:54:29] Speaker A: Your family's weeping at your grave.
There's this whole crowd of rebels who have gathered, waiting for the cry.
[00:54:39] Speaker C: What's wrong?
[00:54:40] Speaker E: Offer them some gullies and grains.
[00:54:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:54:44] Speaker D: Did someone die?
[00:54:50] Speaker A: All right, so who's going up on the top deck?
[00:54:54] Speaker C: I am.
[00:54:55] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:54:56] Speaker D: Yeah, I will too.
I follow.
Curious about my own following.
Like, why am I following these people?
[00:55:07] Speaker E: I guess I keep forgetting that he can't sleep. Roscoe just doesn't ever sleep.
[00:55:12] Speaker D: He wants to nap all the time.
[00:55:14] Speaker E: Yeah, his postprandial nap is, like.
[00:55:16] Speaker B: He's definitely tired.
[00:55:18] Speaker E: Is he just gonna lie there, just stare at the ceiling?
[00:55:20] Speaker D: He's just. As we walk out, he's just against the wall, like, trying to sleep.
He sees us.
[00:55:31] Speaker E: He's, like, outside the room. He started trying to fall asleep. He sees you guys, and he darts away.
His trench coat twirls behind him, billows. Billows behind him and the gaslight.
[00:55:51] Speaker A: All right, so you all traipse out. You go back up the stairs. You're assuming you go up, and. That is correct.
[00:55:59] Speaker D: We go on the underwater, under the boat deck.
[00:56:03] Speaker A: Well, sometimes, like, the way things are laid out, occasionally, like, in some instances, you have to go.
[00:56:09] Speaker D: You just go straight on the same floor, and that would open up or.
[00:56:13] Speaker A: Like, go down to get to a different stairs to go up further places. This isn't like that.
Jesus Christ. I was trying to reassure you.
I was ridiculed.
Trying to be descriptive.
[00:56:27] Speaker D: I love you. Shut up.
[00:56:29] Speaker A: This boat is wearing a brick red tunic, and it's belted.
[00:56:33] Speaker D: Stupid.
[00:56:36] Speaker A: All right, so let's go, everyone. We're all going up the stairs.
[00:56:42] Speaker C: I'm not. Kick is not going with everyone else.
[00:56:44] Speaker E: He's just kick signing out with Nar.
[00:56:46] Speaker D: Ooh.
[00:56:46] Speaker A: We should. We should get Alex a new icon in roll 20 that doesn't look like Bathwack.
[00:56:52] Speaker D: Oh, yeah.
[00:56:54] Speaker A: You got to draw him, or you've.
[00:56:55] Speaker D: Been working on it. I was working on it, and then I started working on something else, and I haven't had very much time to draw at all.
But aren't we. Wait, I'm. Well, I'm following Kik and Nar, so I wasn't going anywhere without. That's who I'm following.
Yeah, no, but Alix said that everybody.
[00:57:19] Speaker E: So everybody is just gonna follow Kikindar, I guess.
[00:57:23] Speaker D: Like.
[00:57:24] Speaker E: Like, I mean, first will follows them, and then chimi follows Will, and then mo follows sheemy.
[00:57:31] Speaker D: Like, is there a moment where I have this stupid mug and, like, bathwhack pours any alcohol into it? Like, I'm approaching the table? I don't. I. You know, I don't want to make it weird. Will wouldn't.
[00:57:43] Speaker A: Everybody was gonna go upstairs.
[00:57:44] Speaker D: Okay, you're going upstairs. That somebody said they were. Sounded like they were going somewhere different.
[00:57:50] Speaker A: I'm not gonna presume to move your icons. I'll just move all my NPC's.
These guys are gone.
[00:57:57] Speaker D: How do we get there?
[00:58:01] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't know where upstairs is on the map here.
[00:58:03] Speaker D: We're just trapped.
[00:58:04] Speaker A: Well, here's. Here's the stairs up right here.
[00:58:07] Speaker D: So you go up those paper dolls, guys. Here we go. Do, do, do.
[00:58:14] Speaker B: Is that how you play paper dolls?
[00:58:16] Speaker D: I don't know. I'm moving my guy very slowly, one little step at a time. Hey, what's up, bathwack? You're right there.
[00:58:21] Speaker C: And Bathwick standing on the stairs. I can hear the stair climbing sound from Castlevania.
From, like, the original Nintendo. Yeah.
[00:58:30] Speaker A: So you guys go up here and then nar seems to know his way around. He goes over to this stairwell here.
[00:58:37] Speaker D: We're all following.
[00:58:39] Speaker A: Okay, you're right up to the top deck.
The wind is in your hair.
If you have hair. Guys, this is great. Look at us. We're on a boat.
[00:58:55] Speaker D: What is he doing? Is he, like.
[00:58:57] Speaker A: He's, like, leaning over the side. Like, he's so excited.
[00:59:00] Speaker D: That's really cute.
[00:59:01] Speaker A: You could see, like, the shore leaning into the wind.
[00:59:04] Speaker B: Oh, nice.
[00:59:07] Speaker A: You can see the shore way off in the distance on the starboard side.
[00:59:15] Speaker C: His snout is flapping in the wind.
[00:59:20] Speaker E: What?
[00:59:21] Speaker D: His fake. His fake nose. It's an illusion, so it's not really happening. But it was a funny idea.
[00:59:32] Speaker A: All right, let's bust out the. What is it? The golly Zen green.
Who wants some?
She.
Oh, come on, Rafina, have a little sniff.
[00:59:46] Speaker B: My stomach is so full. If you put one drop of anything in my stomach, I will explode.
And get the hiccups.
[00:59:57] Speaker A: In that order.
Well, I know Bath wax. Gonna have some.
I am sitting in the lifeboat.
[01:00:06] Speaker D: Oops.
[01:00:07] Speaker B: So we were drinking to Bathwax health, right?
[01:00:10] Speaker A: Yes. We're gonna pour one out for Batwoman.
[01:00:12] Speaker B: I mean, not to his health, but to his death. I mean, to his memory.
[01:00:16] Speaker D: Pour one out for bathwater. That's gotta be the title.
Pour one out.
[01:00:22] Speaker B: Squeeze one out.
[01:00:24] Speaker D: Squeeze one out. Okay, that's what the title is.
Forget pour one out.
[01:00:30] Speaker A: That's what Roscoe's doing.
[01:00:33] Speaker E: Yup. Yeah, he's squeezing out some meat jelly for Bathwick.
[01:00:38] Speaker A: I was just thinking of poopy.
[01:00:40] Speaker D: Poopy.
[01:00:42] Speaker E: You can do both at the same time. There's a word. There's a term for that. I won't say it.
[01:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a step too far to say the term. You can describe that?
[01:00:54] Speaker C: I don't know how to reverse. Look at that term.
[01:00:58] Speaker B: Urban dictionary, here we come.
[01:01:04] Speaker D: I think that. But I am trying to be normal, but I really want to, like, listen to see if this guy has anything else to say. So I hold the stupid, ugly mug that I hopefully prestidigitated out to pathwack.
[01:01:23] Speaker A: Well, gnar has the bar.
[01:01:27] Speaker D: Okay, to gnar, then.
[01:01:28] Speaker A: Yeah. He pours you a healthy amount. He gives some to kick. Kick is. Is willing. And he turns to Shimi. He's like this.
Should I be giving him any of this? Are you guys his wards or.
[01:01:46] Speaker B: I don't even know how old he is.
[01:01:49] Speaker A: I don't know how old you are.
[01:01:56] Speaker D: Right.
[01:01:57] Speaker B: Nobody does.
Chimi.
[01:02:00] Speaker A: See? No objections.
[01:02:02] Speaker D: I raise an eyebrow at Chimi. I try to make him look at me. I don't know if he's looking at me. I'm looking at him like I'm looking at him.
[01:02:09] Speaker A: He looks at you and raises an eyebrow in return.
[01:02:11] Speaker B: Oh, Shimi. You may have three sips.
[01:02:14] Speaker D: Three sips.
[01:02:16] Speaker A: All right, we'll start with three sips. Na.
Big ones.
[01:02:21] Speaker B: That's not what I meant.
I will wrestle you to the ground.
[01:02:26] Speaker A: All right?
Is that a promise?
[01:02:29] Speaker B: He's not really sure she followed through on this.
[01:02:32] Speaker D: This isn't Captain Malvolio. Acknowledged.
[01:02:35] Speaker A: He's just fucking around.
Moe's, like, off at, like, the other end of the ship. He's, like, running all around.
[01:02:40] Speaker B: Hmm. Is he doing laps?
[01:02:43] Speaker A: Yeah. He's excited.
He doesn't care about alcohol.
So Rafine is not partaking?
[01:02:51] Speaker B: No.
[01:02:52] Speaker A: Okay.
All right. Well, it's nice to meet all of you. I feel like I. My spirits are buoyed a little bit after for that meal and getting to know some of you kick here. We shared a table together, and I would like to get to know you. Yes, right. I want to get to know you and all of you a little better. I mean, I. I think this is, you know, we're going to be on this. This ship here for a few days. Why not, you know, how do people start conversations with each other?
[01:03:33] Speaker B: What an odd question.
[01:03:35] Speaker A: I mean, I'm uncomfortable.
[01:03:36] Speaker C: Silence.
[01:03:39] Speaker A: When I met Eldon, I mean, we were. It was. It was conversation later, you know, it was more sort of just a physical.
[01:03:46] Speaker B: Connection at first, like an animal magnetism.
[01:03:49] Speaker A: I. That's a very good way to put it. What was your name again?
[01:03:53] Speaker B: Rafina phalange pot at your service.
[01:03:55] Speaker A: Oh, right, right. Nar.
[01:03:58] Speaker B: God bless you.
[01:03:59] Speaker A: Thank you.
God bless you as well.
[01:04:04] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[01:04:08] Speaker B: So. Yes, so I don't know how we start conversations around here, but I think we all know each other's name, at least, so that's a good start.
[01:04:16] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:04:18] Speaker B: Where are you headed? Nar. And why.
[01:04:22] Speaker A: Why is hard. I mean, I guess I'm going to Gully's end. That's where this ship's going. I've just been kind of meandering about we. Eldon and I, we had. We had taken a trip to.
We were in Beartoggle for a little while, and that's where we.
[01:04:43] Speaker B: Delightful place, isn't it?
[01:04:45] Speaker A: Well, I mean, that's where we. We parted ways, so I have a bit of a bittersweet relationship with it. It was my first time there.
[01:04:55] Speaker B: What, was it because of bear toggle?
[01:04:57] Speaker A: No, no, no, I don't. We just.
I don't know. He.
It seemed like he was looking for something, and. I mean, we had fun, but it was never. I don't think it was ever going to be a lasting thing for him anyway. It could have been for me, but.
[01:05:16] Speaker B: Oh, is he a butterfly who flits and sips?
[01:05:20] Speaker A: Hmm. That sounds like a very good way to describe him.
[01:05:24] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[01:05:28] Speaker A: What, sir? Yes?
[01:05:32] Speaker D: What does that mean, flits and sips? He just looks at Rufina.
[01:05:38] Speaker B: Don't you know, Valencio, that there are people who flit and sip like butterflies, you know? You know? You know?
[01:05:53] Speaker A: Seems to mean something to you, sir.
[01:05:55] Speaker D: What? I just. I mean, I think there's an obvious.
It's just weird.
[01:06:00] Speaker A: It's just.
[01:06:01] Speaker D: I've never heard that before is all I'm saying.
[01:06:03] Speaker A: I hadn't either, but I didn't have such an averse reaction to it like you did.
[01:06:09] Speaker B: Are you feeling all right, Valencio?
[01:06:12] Speaker D: It's the snake heads.
[01:06:16] Speaker A: Just the heads.
[01:06:19] Speaker D: That's what Roscoe said.
[01:06:20] Speaker B: How can you tell?
[01:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah, mixing around so much food.
[01:06:25] Speaker B: How could you tell?
[01:06:29] Speaker D: I didn't eat all of the food. That's why. That's why I can tell.
[01:06:32] Speaker A: You just ate the snake heads.
[01:06:35] Speaker D: Yes.
I'm on a specialized diet.
[01:06:39] Speaker A: Very picky.
[01:06:40] Speaker D: I'm on a specialized diet.
[01:06:42] Speaker B: Only heads of reptiles.
[01:06:47] Speaker A: Watch out. Kick.
What does everybody think about this? This gully's end green.
Shimi says. Oh, it's awful. I hate it. It tastes like shit.
[01:07:02] Speaker B: And he drinks more.
[01:07:04] Speaker A: No, he's done with it. You want mine, Rafina?
[01:07:08] Speaker B: Rafina takes it and throws it back.
It cures her hiccups.
[01:07:15] Speaker A: All right, I need everybody to give me a constitution saving throw because of.
[01:07:20] Speaker B: The goalies on green. Oh, shit.
Stuck to my guns, man.
[01:07:25] Speaker E: Do I need to give you a constitution saving throw for what's happening in Roscoe's room?
[01:07:30] Speaker A: Um, yeah.
[01:07:34] Speaker D: For what's happening in Roscoe's room.
[01:07:39] Speaker A: Oh, Rafina plus.
[01:07:42] Speaker C: What do you mean five?
[01:07:45] Speaker B: What? Wait, mine says 15.
[01:07:48] Speaker C: Unless.
You know what I don't think I can use.
I think I should lay off the magic.
[01:07:55] Speaker A: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Oh, boy. Roscoe.
[01:08:01] Speaker C: No bonuses to anyone, okay?
[01:08:04] Speaker E: Uh oh.
[01:08:05] Speaker D: Do I get, like, some kind of bonus to me? Because I have. If I'm drinking. I don't even know if I've drank out of this cup yet, but.
[01:08:13] Speaker A: Oh, have you not?
[01:08:14] Speaker D: I mean, I. I guess, like, if she me asked what it. I would have tasted it just to be like, what does this taste like?
[01:08:21] Speaker A: It just tastes like water.
[01:08:22] Speaker D: It tastes like water.
[01:08:23] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:08:24] Speaker D: Okay. Because that's what it said it was supposed to be.
[01:08:27] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:08:28] Speaker D: Water or tastes like.
Or it's supposed to turn it into water, I think, or something. I have to look.
[01:08:36] Speaker A: I can't remember the specifics.
[01:08:37] Speaker D: Basically. I'm not getting drunk, guys.
[01:08:42] Speaker A: All right, Rafina, you immediately feel the effects of the. The gully's end green kick a little bit.
Will, you're. It's like you're drinking water.
[01:08:54] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:08:55] Speaker B: Oh, I don't feel so well.
[01:08:59] Speaker D: Oh, no.
[01:08:59] Speaker A: Uh oh. Are you seasick, Rafina?
[01:09:03] Speaker B: I I don't know. I don't want to say any more words. And she sits on the ground.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: All right?
[01:09:11] Speaker D: Too much flitting and sipping.
[01:09:16] Speaker A: Oh, do you think Rafina flits and sips, too? Just like this Eldon guy?
[01:09:20] Speaker D: He will. Waggles his eyebrows. I mean, the captain, you know what I'm saying? He looks at Rafida.
[01:09:26] Speaker B: Rafida is in agony because she can't really respond.
She's just, like, on the ground.
[01:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, I noticed a bit of a. You know. You know. You know, between them, didn't you guys.
[01:09:43] Speaker B: Writhes toward she means and Valencia's feet so that she can punch them.
[01:09:51] Speaker E: Roscoe definitely pointed out the classic lean to shame.
[01:09:59] Speaker A: I mean, I think that by the end of this trip, it's gonna be Mister Malvolio flange pot at your service.
[01:10:10] Speaker D: Mister Malvolio phalange pot. That's so cute.
[01:10:14] Speaker A: I mean, he's a captain. He can marry people. Right? Himself, probably.
[01:10:20] Speaker B: Rapina goes.
[01:10:24] Speaker D: Will is wondering if Rafina is actually okay. Is she being poisoned or something?
[01:10:29] Speaker A: I don't know.
[01:10:30] Speaker D: She's not, right? Like, suddenly I'm like, okay, did I. Is she dying?
[01:10:35] Speaker B: She's clutching her stomach.
[01:10:37] Speaker D: Uh oh. Being dramatic.
[01:10:40] Speaker C: I'm curious. What, um.
What do we all see out on the horizon?
Are we far from the coast?
[01:10:48] Speaker B: We're dying now.
[01:10:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but we're dying in maybe a beautiful place.
[01:10:53] Speaker D: He said we can see the shore, like, far off to the starboard. Starboard side hospital.
[01:11:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:11:02] Speaker C: All right, but it's far off, so we're actually out. Out a ways.
[01:11:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
You're still in the Bay of Duquesne, so it looks like you're maybe keeping, like, using the shore as, like, a guide, perhaps.
You don't see Trent behind you. So you've been trucking along here for some time, and you're going at a pretty good clip at whatever the good amount of knots sounds like. I'm not familiar with knots to be able to give a good description, but.
[01:11:36] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't know.
[01:11:37] Speaker E: Dunnots.
[01:11:41] Speaker A: Yep. The incredible Mister limpet.
[01:11:43] Speaker D: Mm hmm.
[01:11:46] Speaker E: Lip biscuit.
[01:11:47] Speaker A: No.
20 years earlier or 30 listeners leave a five star review and come up with your best. I did it all for the nookie Don Knotts pun.
[01:12:03] Speaker D: Wow.
[01:12:05] Speaker E: Okay.
[01:12:08] Speaker D: Wow, great.
[01:12:09] Speaker A: We haven't gotten any.
[01:12:09] Speaker B: We're not gonna get any.
[01:12:11] Speaker A: Well, that's no different. We haven't gotten any in, like, a year and a half, so it's fine.
So, yeah, Nar says. Well, yeah, I mean. I mean, as hard as it can be to lose someone.
I mean, Rafina. I wouldn't. I wouldn't try to push away love if it's there for the taking.
[01:12:34] Speaker B: Who's. Who's saying this to me at Nar? Nar is. Rafina says, I thought everyone was sick. It's just Rafina.
[01:12:46] Speaker D: Yeah. Will's like, yeah, you got water? Is he okay?
Is she okay?
[01:12:52] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Did you. Perception check?
[01:12:54] Speaker D: Yeah. Like, do I. Should I do that?
[01:12:55] Speaker A: Sure.
[01:12:56] Speaker D: Is she poisoned or something?
[01:12:58] Speaker B: Rafina would like to know.
[01:12:59] Speaker A: You can do a medicine check.
[01:13:01] Speaker D: Medicine.
[01:13:06] Speaker A: 2020.
You think Rufina is not used to feeling drunk?
[01:13:12] Speaker D: That makes sense. That the medicine check that I would roll high is to do with, like, drugs or alcohol or something like that.
[01:13:17] Speaker A: Inebriation.
[01:13:18] Speaker D: Yeah, she's just drunk.
[01:13:20] Speaker B: Drunk.
[01:13:22] Speaker D: He's really drunk.
[01:13:24] Speaker A: Okay, Nars giving out more drinks to people if they want them.
If anybody's having more. I need another con save.
[01:13:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:13:36] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
Oh, I don't want any. It's gross.
Give mine to Valencia.
[01:13:44] Speaker D: Yuck.
Like, I guess take it.
[01:13:50] Speaker A: Uh oh. Kick.
[01:13:51] Speaker D: Yuck. Uh oh.
[01:13:53] Speaker B: Uh oh. What happens when kick gets.
[01:13:56] Speaker C: Gonna blow my cover?
[01:13:57] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly.
[01:14:01] Speaker A: The hiccups go really well. Actually.
They're canon now.
[01:14:10] Speaker D: I guess I should do it again.
[01:14:11] Speaker A: Uh huh.
[01:14:12] Speaker D: But don't I get advantage or something? What does it constitute? Where the heck is my constitution?
Eleven.
[01:14:23] Speaker A: All right. Bad.
[01:14:24] Speaker D: Rolled a five.
[01:14:25] Speaker A: Yeah, he does.
[01:14:27] Speaker D: All right, so do I get advantage or something? This doesn't make any sense.
[01:14:34] Speaker E: Okay, Alex, you really. You have hiccups now, too?
[01:14:37] Speaker B: No, that's often how. What happens after he's had beer? Let me get a few solitary hiccups.
[01:14:43] Speaker D: What the fuck?
[01:14:44] Speaker E: Are you lying to me just now? Alex?
[01:14:47] Speaker C: I don't have hiccups.
[01:14:48] Speaker E: Have you been faking hiccups?
[01:14:50] Speaker C: I had two fake hiccups.
[01:14:52] Speaker B: Those weren't fake.
[01:14:53] Speaker A: Those were active.
[01:14:54] Speaker C: The second one was real.
[01:14:56] Speaker E: What the fuck?
[01:14:59] Speaker A: All right, we are going to cut to Roscoe in his room. So, Roscoe, you've been trying to sleep and failing because you can't sleep. How does that make you feel?
[01:15:16] Speaker E: Bad.
[01:15:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Why feel bad?
[01:15:24] Speaker E: Because thinking about Tanya got all these unresolved existential conversations with Sheenie and all these new people in my life.
New. New reflections about my history and my identity.
And this is the most I've actually tried processing this kind of shit in my entire life.
[01:15:55] Speaker A: Yikes.
[01:15:57] Speaker E: And this ceiling is so depressing.
[01:16:03] Speaker A: Yep.
And so what are you gonna do about it?
[01:16:08] Speaker E: Roscoe recalls his days in the swankies.
[01:16:16] Speaker A: Sure he does.
[01:16:18] Speaker E: When he and he and his pals.
One pal in particular whose name he would obviously remember, like, this is his best friend in the circus.
[01:16:34] Speaker A: Is it good vibrations?
[01:16:38] Speaker E: Yeah.
I will use those initials, though. His friend's name was Guy Van Buren.
[01:16:48] Speaker D: Sure. That's totally.
[01:16:51] Speaker A: What was his job in the circus?
[01:16:53] Speaker E: He was a sword swallower.
[01:16:56] Speaker A: Have we ever heard what Roscoe's job in the circus was?
[01:17:00] Speaker E: He was looking at clown and he would. He was. He had a duo act with Todd.
[01:17:06] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. Yeah. We didn't know that. Sorry.
[01:17:11] Speaker E: But, yeah, he and Guy. Guy Van Buren swallowed some pretty epic swords. And to help kind of hype himself up for it, he would often and invite Roscoe to join him in the consumption of some drug like substances.
Like drugs, right.
[01:17:37] Speaker D: Drug like ones.
[01:17:40] Speaker E: And he is going to remember how great that felt. And he's going to very curiously try to do that with.
With some. Some brown treat, right?
[01:17:56] Speaker B: Some what?
[01:17:56] Speaker E: Some brown treat. Because.
[01:17:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:18:00] Speaker E: It improved Nar's mood.
[01:18:02] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:18:02] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:18:03] Speaker E: And so Rascomb's thinking, like, if, you know, if it helped him a bit, like, if it got him, like, in a better mood just from, like, eating it, maybe, like, I'm gonna. I snorted, like, in the good old days with guy.
[01:18:17] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:18:18] Speaker E: And that would be. That could probably, like, a more direct kind of.
And right. Kids, like, don't do drugs and don't snort brown tree.
[01:18:27] Speaker D: Our show is for children. So.
[01:18:33] Speaker E: Yeah, he's gonna do that. Is there, like, a little mirror in the stateroom? Like, yeah, there's a little sink in a mirror. Hello. No, there's no. Is there sink?
[01:18:40] Speaker A: No, there's a mirror, but, yeah, no sink. Uh huh.
[01:18:43] Speaker E: He'll do it in front of the mirror.
[01:18:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Over the bureau there's a little mirror to do it.
[01:18:49] Speaker E: And then take a little bump down and.
Yeah, snort a bump of brown.
[01:18:57] Speaker A: Treat.
[01:18:58] Speaker D: Of treat. Williams. Andy Brown, drug substance listeners.
[01:19:04] Speaker A: If you haven't already, check out Everwood.
[01:19:06] Speaker E: Neverwood, the ongoing.
[01:19:12] Speaker D: Yay.
[01:19:15] Speaker A: All right. And listeners, that was what Adam was referring to when he asked if he should make a save. I actually see he made two saves because I asked for two saves, and they were a four and a three.
[01:19:28] Speaker D: Oh, okay.
[01:19:31] Speaker A: So you find this a very effective way of delivering brown treat into your nervous system.
All the capillaries there in your nostrils are just eager receptors for this mysterious powder given to you by an old man with a tattoo.
So the first thing you notice is that the ceiling has ceased to be depressing and, in fact, is extremely interesting.
You feel like you see your own face in the knots in the wood.
You can see the faces of all of your dogs sort of surrounding that face.
[01:20:24] Speaker E: Dog knots.
[01:20:26] Speaker D: Dog knots.
[01:20:29] Speaker B: Best dog name ever.
[01:20:33] Speaker A: And as you're staring at this, you hear a tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. It's almost musical at first, so there's a rhythm to it that you just can kind of groove to. As you're just looking into these. These swirls in the wood above you, then you realize it's coming from your. Your porthole or porthole, depending on if you're Abby or not.
[01:21:08] Speaker E: Yeah. Okay.
[01:21:10] Speaker A: Tap, tap.
[01:21:11] Speaker E: Something's tap, tap, tap. Is there curtain covering the porthole?
[01:21:16] Speaker A: You probably drew it. Yeah. For your nap. I would imagine.
[01:21:20] Speaker D: So.
[01:21:21] Speaker E: I'll go. And isn't it great how drawing curtains means both things?
[01:21:25] Speaker D: No, but, yeah.
[01:21:30] Speaker A: Right? Efficiency in our language.
[01:21:32] Speaker E: I also love that oversight means both, like, overseeing and, like, not overseeing.
[01:21:39] Speaker D: Weird. Yeah.
[01:21:43] Speaker E: So I love how, like, a highway in a parkway.
[01:21:48] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:21:49] Speaker E: You park in the driveway.
Okay, I'm done.
[01:21:52] Speaker A: What do you do on a highway?
You snort round treat.
[01:22:01] Speaker E: Roscoe's gonna go check to see what that tapping is.
[01:22:04] Speaker A: Yep. And you open the curtain, and there is a large bird tapping with its beak right in the center of the porthole. Porthole. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
And it turns its head and looks right into your eyes with one of its eyes and then turns back. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
Turn. Look.
And this goes on for probably 20 minutes before you do anything.
Judging by Adam's face, his slack jawed.
Yeah.
[01:22:48] Speaker E: Roscoe just stares.
This bird is tapping on the window.
[01:22:52] Speaker A: Uh huh. Right in the center of the porthole can.
[01:22:54] Speaker E: Ross, is this a. Is this a seabird? Can Roscoe determine, like, what type of bird it is and how likely and normal it is for it to be out here?
[01:23:02] Speaker A: It is a seabird.
[01:23:03] Speaker B: Merlin app.
[01:23:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
I'm not sure how familiar Roscoe is with the specifics. It looks like he'd probably call it a seagull. Look to him. It probably looks like a big seagull to those more well versed in marine avian sub genres. It's an albatross.
I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Difference.
[01:23:31] Speaker E: Can I have rascal do a.
What would that be? Would it be nature?
I'm really curious if he. If he would know.
But also, does rhyme of the ancient mariner exist in this world?
[01:23:44] Speaker C: Probably not.
[01:23:45] Speaker A: It does not.
[01:23:47] Speaker D: So.
[01:23:47] Speaker E: It does. So it wouldn't even carry any particular meaning out here, would it, in this world?
[01:23:53] Speaker A: I mean, it's a creature.
You could have had an interaction with the term before and had. Could have some meaning to you personally.
[01:24:03] Speaker D: But he's asking if it has that significance. So you're saying it doesn't.
[01:24:07] Speaker A: I don't know the rhyme of the ancient mariner well enough to know that's.
[01:24:10] Speaker D: The whole thing about, like, the albatross being a burden sign of. It's a meaning. Like it's a meaningful omen. Yes, it is an omen.
[01:24:21] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't know that.
[01:24:21] Speaker D: And some people argue that it's like, well, there's a whole thing about the rhyme of the. That's. That's a whole other thing and you should definitely learn about it. I'm very actually very surprised that you don't know that.
[01:24:31] Speaker A: I grew up in Bedford, Pennsylvania.
[01:24:33] Speaker D: But it's like a fucking iron maiden song.
[01:24:38] Speaker A: I didn't date Michael Yoshinsky.
[01:24:41] Speaker E: I honestly, I would have expected this to be like a crossword thing.
I accidentally rolled animal handling first.
[01:24:49] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:24:50] Speaker E: Uh, but nature. I rolled.
[01:24:53] Speaker A: Well, that's that. Listen, that is a.
[01:24:59] Speaker D: Biggest store. I'm sorry. I'm very sleepy.
[01:25:02] Speaker E: Okay. Are you snorting brown treat over there?
[01:25:05] Speaker A: Was that a fake snort? Are you lying to Adam?
[01:25:09] Speaker D: No, I.
Very heavy breath. And that's how fucking pathetic I am. It was like my super heavy. It was not a snore. I was not actually asleep. I literally was just. I'm so tired. I just like.
[01:25:24] Speaker A: Listeners, if you hear this, KT has just edited out ten minutes where they were just silent. We were trying to get them to.
To react and respond. They're swearing. They weren't snoring.
[01:25:41] Speaker D: Fuck.
God.
[01:25:45] Speaker A: So that's that. I'm gonna. I'll take your 19. That was your first roll. Like, you rolled a D 20 and you clicked the wrong thing to add the wrong modifier. Sometimes I do it the other way where I'm like, nope, that's the roll. But I decide right now it's my whims. It's 1120. I'm very sweaty that you got a 19 plus. So a 23 is your role, because you.
[01:26:11] Speaker E: So I know it's an albatross.
[01:26:13] Speaker A: Yeah. You've seen.
[01:26:14] Speaker E: And also, like. I mean, Roscoe.
Roscoe is also familiar with the early two thousands carnivore teen family drama, the rhyme of the ancient mariner.
[01:26:31] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:26:34] Speaker E: And then knows it's an albatross.
[01:26:40] Speaker B: Cute.
[01:26:41] Speaker E: It's an Edward albatross.
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
[01:26:50] Speaker A: Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Turn. Look.
[01:26:55] Speaker D: Hmm? Turn, tap.
[01:26:57] Speaker B: Are you getting any sense from your animal handy handling? Like, what is going on with this bird? Like, is it in distress? Is it. Is there any.
[01:27:07] Speaker E: Like, that's such a productive line of questioning.
[01:27:13] Speaker C: Unfortunately, animal magnetism.
[01:27:16] Speaker E: I didn't.
[01:27:17] Speaker D: Animal magnetism.
[01:27:20] Speaker E: So I have to roll.
I'd have to roll insight to try to make some. Some sense out of how this works.
[01:27:27] Speaker A: I mean, I think nature would apply.
Insight would indicate that it maybe has, like, some human intelligence or something.
[01:27:41] Speaker E: Well, would my. Would my being high on brown treat give me advantage on a nature check?
[01:27:47] Speaker A: No, it wouldn't.
[01:27:50] Speaker E: All right.
[01:27:50] Speaker A: I think you already rolled nature. What are you doing?
[01:27:53] Speaker E: No, I didn't. But you did.
[01:27:55] Speaker A: I said you did, and you got a 23.
[01:27:57] Speaker E: And you gave me a 23.
[01:27:58] Speaker A: Yeah, well, now I.
[01:28:00] Speaker E: But that was for trying to identify the bird.
[01:28:02] Speaker A: Okay?
[01:28:03] Speaker E: Now I'm trying to make sense of its behavior.
[01:28:05] Speaker A: Okay, 16.
You don't know if it's the drugs, and maybe it's not really doing this, but it's. It's, like. Seems so intentional. Like, animals don't do this. Like, they don't.
Like, this has been going on for a little while. Like, what. What is it doing?
[01:28:24] Speaker E: Am I happy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:28:26] Speaker A: It's not upsetting.
It's curious.
[01:28:32] Speaker E: He saw himself surrounded by all of his dogs. Yeah.
[01:28:37] Speaker A: There's Oscar and there's Roscoe. And there's Roscoe.
[01:28:46] Speaker B: And Don. Nuts.
Dog knots.
[01:28:49] Speaker E: All right, so now. And he's happy and he's seeing this Boyd.
Billy Boyd.
[01:28:58] Speaker A: Maybe I can get him on a podcast.
[01:29:13] Speaker E: Is he. So, is. Are there other. Is there a.
Is it trying to communicate something with its taps?
Like, Roscoe is like. So the happiness of the brown treat. Like, has. It's effectively cleared away a lot of the kind of, like, usual cloudiness of, like, Roscoe's consciousness and, like. Yeah, he's like. I mean, he's high right now, and he's muttering, like, dognotz and Billy Boyd.
[01:29:52] Speaker A: Sure.
[01:29:52] Speaker E: Edward. Edward albietros to himself, but it's. But it's actually, like, those are.
Those are not cloudiness for him. Those are actually, like, really, like, sharp connections because they're clever jokes.
[01:30:09] Speaker A: Right, right. And why aren't we laughing?
[01:30:12] Speaker E: Right. Like, why? I expected you to laugh.
[01:30:16] Speaker D: I thought you'd laugh at that.
[01:30:19] Speaker E: So, anyway, I think. I mean, Roscoe is, like. There's a clarity to his state of mind right now that he's trying to apply, like, intelligence to. Because everything's taking on, like, meeting right now for him.
[01:30:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I see.
[01:30:34] Speaker E: And so he's. He's really trying to, like, now interpret the behavior not as an animal behavior, but as an intelligent, communicative behavior.
[01:30:45] Speaker A: Okay, so give me an insight check.
20.
This bird is saying, open the fucking porthole, you goddamn idiot.
And we're gonna cut back up to the top deck.
[01:31:03] Speaker E: There was a Morse code thing.
I. Adam literally actually did think it's Morse coding and did not even cross my butt.
[01:31:15] Speaker D: Just wanted to be let in. That's amazing.
Holy crap.
I love you. Yeah, no, that's amazing. I can totally. But that is doing the same thing.
[01:31:29] Speaker B: It's right on.
[01:31:30] Speaker E: That's, like, high behavior.
[01:31:33] Speaker D: Well, yeah.
[01:31:36] Speaker A: Look at my socks.
[01:31:38] Speaker D: I love puzzles.
[01:31:45] Speaker A: But that's not a puzzle. So we're back on the top deck, and Gnar seems to be falling under the effects of the green.
[01:31:57] Speaker D: The green gully's in green.
[01:32:01] Speaker A: He says, listen, I asked this before, but I feel like it would help. Why don't we all just, like, who we've. Who's been in love? Who I have. You know all about me and my love.
Let's, like, open up. Like, we don't. We can get past the bullshit. Like, we're stuck on this boat. We're maybe not gonna see each other ever again. What's the harm? Right?
[01:32:33] Speaker D: The herm.
[01:32:36] Speaker A: Listen. You down there on the ground, pick up, bang. And holding your stomach after two sips of this stuff, get up. Are you married? Is that why you don't want to be with this captain guy? Aw, he looks like Dan Aykroyd, for God's sake.
[01:32:55] Speaker E: I cannot get over how perfect that cast.
[01:32:57] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:33:00] Speaker B: Rafina is now sipping some twig tea, and it has made her feel a little better, I think, if the DM allows.
[01:33:07] Speaker A: You weren't ever feeling that sick. You were just feeling a little tipsy, but Rafina's not used to that. Yeah, this is a good placebo effect to get you back to where you are, but you're still slightly inebriating. But maybe you're fooling yourself that you're fine.
[01:33:24] Speaker B: I. Of course, know that all of you have been in love. So fess up while I nurse my tea.
Well, that means you.
[01:33:39] Speaker A: Me?
[01:33:39] Speaker B: She looks at everybody.
[01:33:40] Speaker D: She looks at everybody. That means.
[01:33:45] Speaker B: That's right. Her hand goes.
[01:33:47] Speaker E: Or does she do.
[01:33:48] Speaker A: Does she do a Roscoe? She looks at Valencio, but points a kick.
[01:33:54] Speaker E: It's rubbing off on her.
[01:33:58] Speaker A: I mean, I'm 14. I don't know that I've ever been truly in love. I mean, there was. There's a few. A few people here and there, but nothing serious.
[01:34:10] Speaker B: Have you ever felt like the only thing you wanted was for this other person to be happy?
[01:34:18] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, that's part of my job in this group, right? To make all of you happy.
[01:34:23] Speaker B: Then I guess you're in love.
[01:34:25] Speaker A: I'm in love with all of you. That's right.
[01:34:32] Speaker B: Valencia snores.
[01:34:34] Speaker A: Yeah, Valencia, you got something to say? No. Tell us about your love.
[01:34:40] Speaker D: What are you talking about?
[01:34:41] Speaker A: Come on.
[01:34:44] Speaker D: He just laughs and looks at she. Me.
[01:34:47] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:34:49] Speaker D: Let's go, Shimi.
[01:34:52] Speaker A: What?
[01:34:53] Speaker D: Who are you?
[01:34:54] Speaker A: What do you mean, who am I?
[01:34:56] Speaker D: What is your deal right now?
[01:34:59] Speaker A: I'm just having a good time on this boat.
[01:35:04] Speaker D: I look around at the other grownups, and I'm like, what is this child doing?
[01:35:10] Speaker C: Kick. Falls out of the lifeboat and then climbs back in.
[01:35:17] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
Yeah, she me. You don't have any life experience. What are you doing here?
[01:35:26] Speaker A: Well, maybe you should teach us. Teach me?
There's there's someone else that's been teaching me how to read. Maybe you could teach me the ways of love.
[01:35:38] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, I'm the person to ask.
[01:35:40] Speaker A: I don't know. You haven't told us anything about it.
[01:35:43] Speaker D: I think. Bath wax. The person asked.
[01:35:45] Speaker A: Well, he's dead.
[01:35:46] Speaker D: Yeah, that's true. I say as I feel the effects of something. Which is the secret message she sent me.
Yeah. Ridiculous. Unfair.
[01:36:00] Speaker A: Come on, Valencia, why don't you open up a little bit?
[01:36:07] Speaker D: What? Okay, role for what is she me? What is she me's motivations?
[01:36:12] Speaker A: All right, give me an insight with disadvantage.
[01:36:15] Speaker D: Why? Disadvantage? Baby, drunk baby. That doesn't make any sense. Because you literally. I'm gonna look up this item.
What did you say?
[01:36:27] Speaker A: Insight with disadvantage.
[01:36:28] Speaker D: Oh, I didn't click disadvantage. I'll just do it again.
Sorry. Oh, my God. I rolled a natural one. Wait, but that doesn't make any. Wait. So, like, I rolled a natural one for shimi. Like, what is she me's intention?
[01:36:47] Speaker A: All right, natural one.
[01:36:48] Speaker D: Like, why is she me asking? This was really what I was trying.
[01:36:51] Speaker A: To right so with a natural one on insight. Will.
[01:36:56] Speaker D: What the fuck? Oh, no.
[01:36:58] Speaker A: You.
You can't really get a read on she me.
And you feel like you might need some more water to really clear your mind.
[01:37:11] Speaker D: What the fuck?
I drink more water, babe. What did you call this? Because I need to look back in my notes and I.
[01:37:24] Speaker B: The ugly mug.
[01:37:26] Speaker A: And so you guys see will take a hearty swallow of his valencio. I guess you see Valencia, but it's will take a hearty swallow from his scowling faced mug. And you see him reach out to steady himself. He's kind of near the. The lifeboat where. Where Kik is standing, and he reaches out on one of the supports. It's like the. You know, like, it's supported. That's why he can fall out of it, because it's, like, rocking there. And he reaches out towards one of the things, and you miss it by a good, like, four inches, and you kind of stumble and fall almost into kick's lap.
[01:38:05] Speaker D: What? What the fuck? No, genuinely, I'm literally trying to look at my notes and not distract anything.
[01:38:12] Speaker C: Hey, mister, this boat's occupied.
[01:38:21] Speaker A: And the.
[01:38:22] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[01:38:23] Speaker A: The listeners and the players may wish to remember that while KT is furiously searching their notes on the name of this item and the description that it was, in fact, completely taken upon face value of from shimi himself as to what the effects of this mug were when it was presented to will as a gift.
And we're gonna ruminate on that.
[01:38:55] Speaker D: What the fuck, dude? What are you talking about? When was this? I'm literally trying to find my other notes page. Cause I don't have.
[01:39:01] Speaker A: Well, you've got at least a week to search because we're gonna find out what happens. Next time on pork fried dice.
[01:39:09] Speaker C: Can you move over a little bit?
[01:39:13] Speaker D: Clock face, dog's face. Face.
[01:39:17] Speaker C: I can't feel my arm.
[01:39:19] Speaker A: Look up mug, or I looked up.
[01:39:22] Speaker D: Mug, but it's not here. Cup. Cup. Cup, cup. Cups. That's cups.
[01:39:28] Speaker B: Chris.
[01:39:28] Speaker D: Super me. Cup of tea.
[01:39:29] Speaker C: Can you hear me? No, I didn't watch you get this guy out of the boat.
[01:39:35] Speaker E: Kick is.
[01:39:36] Speaker A: Kick is so drunk. He's. He's talking outside of the game.
[01:39:41] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
I don't even know how to find. Oh, this is so embarrassing, you guys. I'm so technologically inept.
[01:39:49] Speaker A: Just. No, you just don't know what search term to use. I don't remember either.
[01:39:53] Speaker B: These are recaps, flask flagging tankers.
[01:39:58] Speaker D: Oh, here we go. Here's my old notes document that had so many pages.
[01:40:01] Speaker A: It was way back in.
[01:40:02] Speaker D: Okay, here we go. Mug.
[01:40:04] Speaker A: It was back in. Mug zero, maybe no.
[01:40:09] Speaker D: Cup with an umbrella. Occupied. Preoccupied.
[01:40:13] Speaker A: Porcupine, do cup with a space. After it.
[01:40:16] Speaker D: Cup with an umbrella and before it. Space. What the fuck?
[01:40:19] Speaker A: That way it won't give you words that have cup in it.
[01:40:22] Speaker D: No, it's not that either, babe. I don't even. Where are my notes?
[01:40:29] Speaker A: Wow. That's how drunk you are.
[01:40:31] Speaker D: No, this is not cool, because it.
[01:40:34] Speaker A: Would be around the other gifts that she me gave people.
[01:40:37] Speaker D: Like a cape.
[01:40:39] Speaker A: Was that like a billow.
[01:40:42] Speaker D: Yeah.
Spice pouch.
[01:40:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:40:46] Speaker D: Was that metal tankard? Pewter. Scowling. She me holds up flask. Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you taste.
[01:40:52] Speaker B: That's okay.
[01:40:54] Speaker D: Tankard of sobriety. A metal tankard. Pewter. Scowling. Shimi holds a flask. Tastes like cool water. Tankard of sobriety. Uh huh.
What the fuck does that mean?
[01:41:08] Speaker A: Well, stop it, meta.
Either Shimi was sold a faulty tanker of sobriety or he lied to you.
[01:41:21] Speaker D: So wait a second. Wait. But my roles aren't that bad.
I'm arguing so many things.
[01:41:29] Speaker A: Hey, I'm the DM. You asked me if I want the story to come out, didn't you?
[01:41:34] Speaker B: This is D and D. You have to do exactly what Eric said.
[01:41:37] Speaker A: That's right.
You have to like brie.
[01:41:41] Speaker D: Oh, I love Brie. I love Brie.
[01:41:47] Speaker A: And you don't like goat cheese either.
[01:41:48] Speaker B: Do you, Abby, can't you give me that?
[01:41:52] Speaker D: I like feta is yummy.
[01:41:54] Speaker A: Feta's cream. Not as good as goat cheese.
[01:41:57] Speaker D: I like goat cheese when it has the cranberries I know it can be. Well, see, it depends on the goat cheese. So, yeah, there are some very farmy tasting goat cheeses, I will say, right? I. That's how I describe it. And I love farms, and I live in a rural area. Despite me playing a character who's very urban. I'm the opposite of urban. And sorry, I had a goat cheese within the past year that was. It tasted like a barn stall. It was disgusting. And I like goat cheese otherwise, like, I really have that goat cheese, babe. It was that one. I don't want to, like, disparage any local brands, but it was a local brand that we got from the center, from the farmers market. It was like a barn stall. It was like what it did. They roll us in goat shit. What is this?
What is this stuff?
[01:42:44] Speaker E: You know, you're allowed to ask that. Like, hey, excuse me.
This is such a curious mouth. Feel this in goat shit.
[01:42:55] Speaker D: Oh, God. Like, I can taste the hay. I can feel the hay texture.
[01:43:00] Speaker E: How do you get that taste? Do you roll this in?
[01:43:06] Speaker D: Like, I just feel like some goat cheese is just really overpoweringly, like something weird about it. But, like, there are goat cheeses that are just. It just is a. It's a very sharp kind of cheese that's soft. And if you put like there. There was one that I used to get from BJ's that was, um. It was like add cranberries on the outside, I think.
[01:43:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that I like.
[01:43:27] Speaker D: It was. I would like that there was no farmy. Like, the thing is that wherever I.
[01:43:33] Speaker B: Would eat goat cheese, I would just use cream cheese.
[01:43:36] Speaker D: Goat cream cheese. So great. Yeah, yeah.
[01:43:40] Speaker E: But when I was having goat cheese on crackers earlier tonight, it was amazing. And I wouldn't. That is so much sharper.
Yeah. It's so good. I don't know.
[01:43:51] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:43:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:43:56] Speaker D: Whatever.
[01:43:57] Speaker E: Guys. It's. It's. It's almost. It's 1130.
[01:44:01] Speaker B: 8 hours.
[01:44:03] Speaker E: We've got 6 hours to kill.
[01:44:06] Speaker A: Six and a half, really.
[01:44:08] Speaker E: Before. Before we have to get our day started.
[01:44:11] Speaker D: So before we have to go to a cross country invitation, we could play.
[01:44:16] Speaker E: Because we're all Jack Bart. We could watch our flarg. Means Darth.
[01:44:22] Speaker D: Means Darth.
[01:44:23] Speaker B: Like, I. Eric has to go to bed.
[01:44:26] Speaker E: Well, no, we're doing an all nighter.
[01:44:28] Speaker B: No, I forgot.
[01:44:29] Speaker D: I genuinely wish if we didn't have such a weekend from crazy town.
[01:44:35] Speaker A: I love that I can judge how far we are into the episode by how far down Abby's head has gone.
[01:44:44] Speaker D: I can't do it, guys.
[01:44:46] Speaker A: I swallow start, like center and full like most of your ed. And it just slowly just boom.
[01:44:54] Speaker D: At least you snore in the very middle of the episode.
[01:44:57] Speaker B: Apparently, like, my head starts to do that.
[01:45:00] Speaker A: You haven't fallen asleep during one in a while?
[01:45:02] Speaker B: Abby, I've been good. Yeah, well, I've been having two espressos a day.
That might be helping.
[01:45:09] Speaker A: Oh, my God. That would kill me.
[01:45:14] Speaker C: I wrote a report on it, and somehow, through maybe a search and replace mistake, every occurrence of the word public was replaced by puberty.
[01:45:24] Speaker A: Everyone.
[01:45:25] Speaker C: Every single one. And the spell checker did not catch it.
[01:45:28] Speaker A: Of course not.
[01:45:29] Speaker E: All right, so. But through a search and replace mistake, that means that you were trying to replace one instance of public with pubic. But not all.
I don't understand.
[01:45:43] Speaker D: It happened, but amazing.
[01:45:45] Speaker C: But, you know, somehow whoever was reading this had a good laugh and still gave me a good grade. Didn't even circle it.
[01:45:53] Speaker E: Didn't say anything.
[01:45:55] Speaker A: It probably gave you a better grade.
[01:45:58] Speaker D: Much more entertaining.
[01:46:02] Speaker E: Well, roll 20. Yeah, roll 20. Now, has. It has a. Has a public role. Private role. And then a pubic roll.
I think it's. But I think it's like a. I think it's like a. A bread.
It's like a food item. Like a pubic roll.
[01:46:19] Speaker A: Like a sesame seed. Yeah, I got what you were saying.
[01:46:21] Speaker E: I. But you didn't have to explain it.
[01:46:24] Speaker D: No, I watched Abby like, sadder and sadder horror.
[01:46:28] Speaker E: Descendant of.
[01:46:29] Speaker A: What's the best kind of cheese to put on a pubic roll?
Yeah, I know you're thinking mushroom cheese.
[01:46:43] Speaker D: Come. Cheese.
Come of mushroom cheese. Right?
Oh, my God.
[01:46:52] Speaker A: C Omc.
[01:46:54] Speaker E: Head cheese. I don't know.
Is that a thing?
[01:46:59] Speaker D: It's brain, right?
[01:47:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's brain.
No, it's brain. It's like sheep's brain, but it's.
[01:47:04] Speaker E: But head.
[01:47:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I got it.
[01:47:06] Speaker B: Yes, we got it.
[01:47:07] Speaker E: Yeah, I got it.
Head cheese is a cold cut to ring. Or meat jelly. Meat jelly.
[01:47:18] Speaker D: Ew. What?
[01:47:19] Speaker E: Come on.
That's great. On a pubic roll.
I often get some of my meat jelly on my pubic roll.
[01:47:32] Speaker A: Stop it.
[01:47:35] Speaker C: Just so we know that the check checkpoint in this whole conversation is the insight check that Roscoe made.
We don't have to go there quite yet.
[01:47:43] Speaker A: I also just love the dichotomy of the amount that we're not allowed to share about Alix versus the amount that we must share about Adam.
[01:47:56] Speaker E: Like, eventually, there will be a link to my onlyfans on the wiki.
[01:48:03] Speaker D: Oh, my God, Mark.
[01:48:06] Speaker E: I haven't said this. Mark Jessen has been dming me weekly, asking, well, for the link to my only fans to put on the wiki.
[01:48:13] Speaker A: And I'm like, Mark, you should create a separate account in character.
[01:48:18] Speaker D: Minute.
[01:48:18] Speaker C: I wasn't sure if you were joking.
[01:48:19] Speaker D: A Roscoe, only Roscoe.
[01:48:23] Speaker B: Maybe you could give them a special discount for being p work for a nice disc.
[01:48:28] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[01:48:29] Speaker A: Mark Jessen deserves discounts to everyone.
[01:48:32] Speaker B: Poor tribe discount.
[01:48:34] Speaker C: Yeah. This one. Yeah. Coupon code, good vibrations.
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