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[00:00:22] Speaker B: You're listening to the show about alcoholic sludge and meeting eating halls.
It's Pork Fried Dice.
I'm Eric and I'm the dungeon master.
[00:00:35] Speaker C: I'm Abby and I play Rafina.
[00:00:38] Speaker D: I'm Alex and I play Batwack.
[00:00:41] Speaker A: I'm KT and I play Will.
[00:00:45] Speaker E: I'm Adam and I play Roscoe.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Hold onto your haversacks. Let's roll.
[00:00:56] Speaker C: I'll stop talking after this.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: I keep asking questions. That's my fault.
[00:00:59] Speaker C: But. Well, there's this woman that we met. Her name was Carmen, and she had started to do the whole Camino. She started in the French Pyrenees and this is like a month long plus endeavor because it's 500 miles when you do the whole thing. The French. The French Camino. And she was so. She was very candid about it when she was talking to us because she. She was nearly done. She's like, when I first started out, I was like, oh, this is going to be such a great adventure, such a fun vacation. And then she started on it and she's like, I don't understand why I hurt and everything's hard and, you know, and. And she bumped into these people. I think they were like Zen masters or something. And they're like, why do you think this is a vacation?
This is not a vacation. And she, like, she. It finally sunk in and she's like, oh, yeah, this is not why I'm doing this.
And by the time we'd seen her, she'd had to stop her trip already because she got Covid.
And then she came back and that's when we met her. Is on her second try to finish the trip. It was just so amazing. I can't believe. I can't imagine going and doing this trip alone and just finding random people to talk to, going to these hostels with beds, like five, you know, 50 people in a room.
Luckily, we were in actual hotels. We did this sport spoiled people version.
But we finished the trail the day before she did. She came into town and we actually got to see her on her last day, which was so cool.
And she.
I'm. I was asking her about herself. She was. She was born in Romania, was living in Germany, and about to move to Switzerland. I'm like, are you a student? She's like, no, I work for a pharmaceutical company, but I'm also a yoga teacher. Like, oh, my gosh.
[00:02:38] Speaker A: I.
[00:02:39] Speaker C: A pharmaceutical person. Like a corporate pharmaceutical person who actually has a holistic view on things. And she was like, 100% all about that. So it. That also gave me a little bit of hope about humanity.
I'm not sure what the point of that story was, but anyway, she was an adv. An example of a person who's trying to do the whole thing and just by herself as a. Like a individual effort. And so I'm glad I'm not doing. I didn't try that, because that seems really, really hard.
The end.
Thank you.
I like that I can see you in two frames, Eric, because then there's more applause.
[00:03:19] Speaker A: There's more applause.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: That's how applause works, right? It's very visual. Med.
Hello.
[00:03:38] Speaker C: Hi.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: Don't give me that look so early.
[00:03:43] Speaker A: I've been giving it to you for the past 10 minutes. Get your feet off me.
[00:03:46] Speaker B: Sorry.
[00:03:47] Speaker A: You put your sweaty ass feet on me this whole time. That's why you want to lean over there.
Gross.
[00:03:53] Speaker B: Previously on Pork Fried Dice.
So you guys have been in.
Where have you been?
[00:04:05] Speaker E: In Burn Gate.
[00:04:06] Speaker B: Yes, that's right. Burngate.
[00:04:09] Speaker C: Burngate.
[00:04:10] Speaker B: You've come across this in your early adventures in Gully's End, and you happened upon it during the.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: Fall season for.
[00:04:23] Speaker C: Blaze Feast of Babe Fire.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: The week of Flame. That's right.
[00:04:31] Speaker C: That's what I said.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: As you were welcomed into the village, you were told that what was forbidden metal.
[00:04:44] Speaker C: Are we playing Mad Libs?
[00:04:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I know, right? I guess this is the recap.
[00:04:49] Speaker B: It is.
[00:04:50] Speaker A: Well, like what? I really am curious. Like, yeah. What if it was like a shiv made out of a toothbrush? Do they care about it? Literally, it was just metal.
That's weird.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: That's weird. You didn't have to give up your. Well, I guess I don't know if it had metal on it. Your Billy club.
[00:05:04] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:05:05] Speaker B: Rosco still has his staff.
[00:05:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:08] Speaker C: Earrings.
[00:05:09] Speaker B: Unless it had metal on it. I guess the metal. It had a snake on it. Was it carved in burp?
[00:05:14] Speaker A: That is the stinkiest burp I've ever smelled.
Wow.
Nasty. It got all the way over here. You see how far we are away from each other? Yikes.
[00:05:29] Speaker C: Floating.
[00:05:29] Speaker B: That's what it's definitely this frame. To this frame.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: Yuck.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: So you gave up some of your metal and tried to hide the rest on yourselves and made your way into the town Very small little settlement here.
There's a clearing in the center, and the middle of that clearing is dominated by a triple helix tree, which contains.
[00:06:00] Speaker C: Flames.
[00:06:02] Speaker B: Be more specific.
[00:06:04] Speaker C: Of colors.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: I don't even remember.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: Be differently specific.
[00:06:10] Speaker E: The eternal flame of Bahamut.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: That's right.
The eternal flame of Bahamut.
[00:06:17] Speaker C: Adam cheated.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: Didn't say this.
[00:06:21] Speaker E: Wasn't open. Note.
[00:06:24] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: The tree is surrounded by multiple plinths, most of which are bedecked with apparent sacrifices of different animals.
[00:06:40] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: A point for you.
And there were herbs being fed to.
[00:06:50] Speaker D: The flames, like a Christmas tree is bedecked with ornaments.
[00:06:54] Speaker C: That's right.
[00:06:55] Speaker B: Yes, exactly.
[00:06:55] Speaker D: A garland. Yeah.
[00:06:57] Speaker B: Tinsel.
[00:06:57] Speaker C: A garland of carcasses.
[00:07:00] Speaker D: The plinths were bedecked with sacrifices.
[00:07:04] Speaker A: Ew.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: Bejeweled.
[00:07:06] Speaker A: Such a bejeweled. Bedazzled.
[00:07:08] Speaker B: Bedazzled.
[00:07:09] Speaker D: What did you say, Adam?
[00:07:10] Speaker A: Suck up.
[00:07:11] Speaker E: Suck up. Showing off in class like this.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Correct. Adam, that's one point for you.
[00:07:19] Speaker E: Yay.
Alex does not know what to say.
[00:07:25] Speaker D: I wasn't sure who you were talking to.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: That's a good way to approach life.
[00:07:31] Speaker E: I'll make this clearer for you at recess.
[00:07:39] Speaker B: All right, settle down.
[00:07:41] Speaker D: Settle down on the monkey bars.
Meet you at the monkey bars.
[00:07:47] Speaker B: Halfway. Monkey bar duel.
Start in the middle. Go away from each other.
[00:07:52] Speaker D: You can hang. You can. You will flip a coin. You can hang from your legs or from your hands.
[00:07:59] Speaker C: It sounds like a threat.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: I think I would hang by. Well, man, that's a difficult choice because these muscles are the biggest in your body.
[00:08:06] Speaker B: So you can give a big. And then you could also punch.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: But if you're hanging from those, then you're gonna maybe hang on better and just punch him right in the wiener or something.
That's what I choose. Hang from your butt. Bend in half and hang from the ass.
[00:08:20] Speaker B: Yeah. One cheek on either side of the bar. Ow.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Yes. Perfect.
[00:08:26] Speaker B: You get the best grip that way.
[00:08:29] Speaker D: Good. But you weren't really. You weren't talking to me anyway. Sorry.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Me.
[00:08:34] Speaker A: He was. He was talking to you.
[00:08:36] Speaker E: I absolutely was. Alex.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: Mm. You're gonna fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
Fight.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: Okay. Adam already got his point. He's happy.
[00:08:47] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: You were shown to the guest bunkhouse, and then you were called to dinner via a bell.
[00:08:54] Speaker A: Oh, God. I do remember this.
[00:08:56] Speaker B: On your way. Well, I guess it was more lunch. On your way to lunch.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:09:01] Speaker B: Supper, I guess.
[00:09:02] Speaker E: School theme continues.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: Lunch bell. Yep. Exactly.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: Cafeteria. Yep.
[00:09:07] Speaker B: A few of you took.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: Dreamer's Den.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: Very good. It's a point for Adam.
[00:09:19] Speaker A: Fuck you.
Am I not allowed to get points or Something I haven't even tried yet.
[00:09:27] Speaker B: You took turns to listen. At the Dreamer's Den, Will heard.
[00:09:37] Speaker A: Bathwhack. Bathwhack.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: Yes. That's a point for Adam. Very good.
[00:09:43] Speaker A: Fuck.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: Something is right.
The name Bathwhack.
And then he went to lunch where everything on the menu was made from or consisted of.
[00:09:56] Speaker D: Abby Oreo cookies.
[00:09:58] Speaker C: Oh, stop stealing my points of oh, crap fish.
[00:10:06] Speaker E: Can I answer now? I feel like the nerd chickpeas.
[00:10:10] Speaker A: Closer.
[00:10:11] Speaker C: How do I not remember this? Eric, You've already answered too much. Adam, You've already answered too much. Please sit down.
[00:10:17] Speaker A: Teacher spit a spitball at your face. Adam.
[00:10:19] Speaker B: I thought that was a blowgun.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I blow darted him. This is not school anymore.
[00:10:26] Speaker C: It was something weird.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Acorns.
[00:10:29] Speaker C: Peace cheese. Acorns.
[00:10:31] Speaker A: Yes. I gave him the spitball.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: Cheese. For Alex and Abby, during the meal, it was declared that two of the party members were in fact lovers. Those two members were.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: I know, but I'm not saying it. Cause if I don't say it, then it didn't happen.
[00:10:56] Speaker D: Well, yeah.
[00:10:59] Speaker A: And that was solution. So I didn't have to have someone's fingers in my mouth.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: That wasn't the solution.
It was so that your friend's disguise wasn't ruined because he has a fake illusory proboscis.
[00:11:13] Speaker D: Yeah, the acorns would have fallen right through my snout.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: You get a point, Alex? Even though Valencia and can kick. Oh, yes, because it's all part of the ruse. Or is it Valencia and kick?
[00:11:33] Speaker A: What the hell? All right.
[00:11:34] Speaker D: A kick has actually been disguised as bathwhax since the beginning of the campaign.
[00:11:40] Speaker E: Holy shit.
[00:11:42] Speaker A: It's cosplaying.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: There's various sensual exchanges of fluids that occur on both sides of the table.
Am I wrong?
[00:11:52] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:11:53] Speaker D: Fingers. I think fingers.
[00:11:54] Speaker E: They are sensual. Sensual.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: The sensual exchanges. Yeah, I didn't say sexual. Sorry. Sensual.
[00:12:00] Speaker E: I heard sexual.
[00:12:02] Speaker C: Oh, no, seminal.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: No, not seminal. Not sexual sensual, but seminal in the.
[00:12:08] Speaker E: Sense of like acorns.
[00:12:10] Speaker B: Like a seminal word.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Yeah, acorns.
[00:12:19] Speaker C: No.
[00:12:22] Speaker B: Oh, sorry, boss.
[00:12:25] Speaker A: What if I just bleep just that part so nobody knows what he said. Nobody will ever know if it was funny or not. Don't say it again. Have to bleep it too many times.
[00:12:34] Speaker B: All right, a point for kt.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:12:37] Speaker B: And yeah. So people feed each other stuff. Or don't. Or really do and really, really do. And then you guys just decide to leave. You're like, fuck this, we're out of here. Peace out, Yo.
[00:12:48] Speaker D: I wonder why they have to call. Like call Serve Pro to Come into that room.
[00:12:55] Speaker B: Like a cleaning company.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: Like.
[00:12:57] Speaker D: Like after a flood.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: Disaster.
Disaster.
Yeah.
[00:13:04] Speaker B: Or like a company that usually does, like, crime scene cleanup.
[00:13:07] Speaker A: Yes. Yep.
[00:13:09] Speaker E: Sunshine and cleaning.
[00:13:12] Speaker B: Amy Adams.
[00:13:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: And someone else famous.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: I can't remember.
[00:13:19] Speaker E: What's her name?
[00:13:20] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:13:20] Speaker A: Cool.
[00:13:22] Speaker C: Uman Thurman.
Point for Abby.
[00:13:25] Speaker B: What?
Two points for Abby.
[00:13:27] Speaker A: That's such an interest. I'm fascinated that that was Abby's go to actor reference. Like, woman actor. She was like, uma Thurman. What has been so long?
[00:13:38] Speaker C: I was thinking Pulp Fiction. Because there's also, like, they have to call for the wolf.
[00:13:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:42] Speaker C: That's where my brain went.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: Harvey Keitel.
[00:13:45] Speaker C: Even though Uma Thurman wasn't involved in the cleanup.
[00:13:47] Speaker B: And then you guys left and you all went into a tiny hut.
[00:13:51] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:13:51] Speaker B: And that's when Will told all of you that he heard the name of the ex, the former king of Gully's End.
[00:14:05] Speaker A: The other thing that you didn't mention is that I remember there were two weird children. Because that's, like, the last note I have with. With flower crowns going into the meeting house. And I told Shimi to go in after them. I remember that because it's in my notes.
[00:14:16] Speaker B: Yes. You told she would go after them.
[00:14:18] Speaker C: Wait, the meeting house? The same as the.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Where we were eating.
[00:14:21] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: Like, when we ended the session. I don't know if I actually said it during the session, but I was like. I think I said it afterwards, too. I was like, were we supposed to be in there when those kids came in? But we were all just too grossed out. We left, and you were like, shit. Okay. You see the kids, they walk by you, and they go into the meeting house, and you're like, oh, no. It's dnd. You did your typical answer like that.
[00:14:41] Speaker B: Y.
[00:14:42] Speaker A: But I felt bad. I was like, oh, no. Was I supposed to. I'm not gonna eat off people's fingers.
[00:14:46] Speaker B: DND works. You don't have to. You're not supposed to do anything.
[00:14:49] Speaker A: Right. Fine. Then them kids.
[00:14:50] Speaker B: Yeah, the meeting house. It's like the mess hall at a summer camp.
[00:14:53] Speaker C: That's right.
[00:14:53] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:14:54] Speaker A: What a cool area.
We were drinking bug juice. Acorns and bug juice.
[00:15:00] Speaker B: There's probably some bugs in there.
[00:15:02] Speaker D: So when. When. When are we gonna start your recap, Eric?
[00:15:06] Speaker A: I know.
[00:15:07] Speaker B: Tomorrow.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: It's because I had to remind him that I was like, you know, that you're doing the recap. And he was like, oh, no. And he found out, like, today.
[00:15:16] Speaker C: Really? Forgot.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he forgot.
[00:15:18] Speaker C: You were so nice.
[00:15:20] Speaker B: No, it's Totally on the calendar.
[00:15:21] Speaker A: I just.
[00:15:22] Speaker B: I just never have to look at the calendar for that reason. I just need to know when we're playing.
[00:15:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: So I just. Look, it's a. All of those are a specific color in my calendar that matches nothing else, so I don't have to read them. So I just. Oh, there's a green bar on this day. That's when we're playing.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: But at least I reminded you, so you at least did something.
I didn't remember a lot of that.
[00:15:42] Speaker B: Thank you. Yep, no problem.
[00:15:45] Speaker C: And it was a good recap, too. It was very interactive. I like.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: So, Adam, how many points did you get?
14kt, how many points did you get?
[00:15:56] Speaker A: Fuck school. I'm out. They've been laughing since I can remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore.
It's Goofy Movie. It's another Goofy Movie reference.
I could have. You just wanted me to keep.
[00:16:11] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:11] Speaker A: No more Maxi the Geek. No more Goof of the Week like before.
No more algebra. Okay. I could do. You know, I know that I know.
[00:16:20] Speaker C: Another movie on the list. Dang it.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: It should be already on the list.
[00:16:24] Speaker E: If it wasn't. That is deeply offensive.
[00:16:27] Speaker A: I've said. I heard myself say to you. You said Goofy is your favorite character. And I said, well, how have you not seen a Goofy movie? And you know, I don't give a fuck about Disney movies. I don't like Disney as, like, a rule.
[00:16:39] Speaker C: I'm so suspicious of, like, a modern day retelling of my favorite character from 1995.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: Are you kidding me?
[00:16:48] Speaker A: Oh, Abby, you're so old.
[00:16:50] Speaker B: 19. Wait, 20. 19.
It's from 1995, I believe.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it's old. Like, I saw it as, like.
[00:16:58] Speaker B: So I. Maybe that. Maybe that's modern, I guess, as it is modern.
[00:17:02] Speaker C: I was too grown up to believe.
[00:17:04] Speaker A: Abby, I've already said this, but you should see. It's very touching.
[00:17:08] Speaker C: I think it is on my list.
[00:17:09] Speaker A: Movie. It really is like summer, surprising. End of, good movie. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:17:15] Speaker C: Okay. It's Cinderella, too.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: I don't know that at all.
[00:17:20] Speaker C: I. I hear that's the thing to see.
[00:17:22] Speaker A: What?
[00:17:23] Speaker B: We talked about this. It's a Gen Z thing.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Yeah. I thought, well, Paddington, because of that one. Direct to video.
Yeah, Rob, probably right. Cinderella 2. It's got to be direct to video.
[00:17:35] Speaker C: Gotta be.
[00:17:36] Speaker B: It is.
[00:17:37] Speaker A: I don't even like the original Cinderella. Cinderella 2 is better than.
[00:17:41] Speaker C: I think it's a live version. Or maybe it's not. It's not the. You're right. Okay. It's animated. Never mind.
[00:17:47] Speaker A: Okay. I'm so sorry to interrupt.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Well, you didn't interrupt anything. We haven't started. Okay, But I did my recap. You guys are in the tiny hut, and Will just said.
You want to repeat it, Give a dramatic reading of your last line.
[00:18:01] Speaker A: I don't remember exactly what I said, but it was something like, like.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Come on, give a dramatic read of it, though.
[00:18:05] Speaker A: No, because I can't remember what I said. I.
I heard like, something in there. Some. Some voice in there, like. I don't remember what I said.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: What did it. What did you hear it say?
[00:18:16] Speaker A: Dramatically saying the name of the former King of Gullies End.
[00:18:21] Speaker E: The deceased King of Gully.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: Thank you. The deceased King of Gullies End.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's that?
[00:18:33] Speaker C: What does it mean?
[00:18:36] Speaker D: Where. Where did you hear it?
[00:18:39] Speaker A: All right, listen, I'm not going to tell you if you didn't follow the conversation, because I don't want you to run face first into something and knock it over and try to find out.
[00:18:48] Speaker D: What'S going on over by the dreamer's den.
Yeah, but poking around there.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: Calm down. Yes.
[00:18:57] Speaker B: He's the most calmest voice ever.
[00:19:00] Speaker A: I know.
[00:19:00] Speaker B: When we were.
[00:19:04] Speaker A: Jumps off of towers, and he's always like. He's like handling a bull like Crocodile Dundeeing bathwack. He's doing this gesture, trying to make you lay down.
He's just. Don't be hasty. We're in the. We're in the dome because we're feet. Right? Like, that's what we didn't emphasize. But the dome is like. Okay, so nobody can see.
[00:19:25] Speaker B: It's. No sound gets out.
[00:19:27] Speaker E: So.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: Right. So. Oh, no, no. Roscoe was banging a pan or something so that. And then. Right.
Banging a drum to make sure that nobody could listen. Yeah.
So. Yeah, I thought you might want to know that. But also, we need to come at this in a normal, not giving everything away way.
[00:19:49] Speaker D: I mean, maybe the. Maybe the dreamer is just having a dream about.
[00:19:53] Speaker A: Oh, a sexy dream about.
[00:19:55] Speaker C: But was he talking to somebody or she or whatever? Like, you just heard the name.
[00:20:02] Speaker A: I just heard the name.
[00:20:05] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:20:06] Speaker D: I mean, did it sound like one of the.
One of the slivers.
[00:20:13] Speaker A: How am I. Oh, wait a second. I should check the person who talks to Slivers a lot. Your highness.
Like, wouldn't you be the one that would know that?
[00:20:24] Speaker D: I mean, didn't you talk to.
I forget his name. The dead one.
[00:20:30] Speaker A: I don't know. What's the dead one?
[00:20:31] Speaker C: The dead sliver.
[00:20:33] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Oh, the one we killed?
[00:20:35] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:20:35] Speaker A: Did I talk to that one?
I don't think so. Wait, was it. Oh, Savnock, right? Oh, he sounded really stupid. It didn't sound like that guy.
What kind of accent that weird guy had? He's like, hey, I'm Savnok. No, it didn't sound like that.
And I guess I heard them in the. In the. Whatever they call the sarcophagi in the amber temple. I don't. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Do you want me to do a history check or something? Not that anything is open to know whether I recognize.
[00:21:08] Speaker D: Pretty sure Will also heard Santras as well. Before. Before Bathrack got in the way or something.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: When in the tomb in the temple.
Tambling. Excuse me.
[00:21:24] Speaker A: Sorry, I have to sign in. Do you want me to roll something?
[00:21:27] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:21:28] Speaker A: Or you could just tell me, I guess, if it sounded like a familiar voice.
[00:21:31] Speaker B: Oh, you're not even in roll 20.
[00:21:32] Speaker A: I'm signing in. Right?
I'm not vamping. I told you specifically that I didn't have it. That I didn't have it.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: It doesn't.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: All right, here I am. What do you want?
[00:21:41] Speaker C: Oh, I didn't click. Launch game. Sorry.
[00:21:44] Speaker A: Yeah, there are too many clicks. I agree, actually. So what do you want me to do?
[00:21:49] Speaker B: When you're only ever going to be in one game, ever on roll 20, you should just be able to log in and you're in the game.
[00:21:55] Speaker A: Seriously?
[00:21:55] Speaker C: Seriously.
[00:21:56] Speaker A: Agree.
History check.
Let's see. Persuasion. No, I'm trying to look at my high scored ones. If I recognize the voice, like if it sounded like a sliver.
[00:22:07] Speaker B: Okay, sure.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: All right. Sorry to give you so much shit, bathwack, because obviously we did all talk to. Well, if we're assuming the slivers are the dark powers, or we did hear that slivers are the dark powers.
Savna was a dark power, okay? So whatever, Bathwack. I didn't give you that much of an attitude. Just get over it.
You just the one that likes it. What do you want me to roll?
[00:22:28] Speaker B: History? Okay, you said it, but you didn't lick it. I said yes.
17, seven goddamn teens. You've never heard this voice before?
[00:22:38] Speaker A: I have never heard this voice before.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: Sounded like a person.
[00:22:43] Speaker A: Just sounded like a regular weirdo stuck in a box talking about a king somewhere.
So let's calm down.
[00:22:55] Speaker B: Did it sound like they were like yelling for help or like.
[00:23:00] Speaker A: No.
[00:23:00] Speaker B: Was there a tone to it? Like any kind of.
Did it seem like it had any meaning behind just the word at all?
I learned that language have very many different uses and not Only just to say what word mean, but also what saying word mean.
[00:23:24] Speaker A: Okay.
I think if I remember correctly, it has been a long time. I don't even think I wrote this down.
[00:23:33] Speaker B: You said it was just.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: Shut up.
[00:23:37] Speaker D: Was it. Was it calling or cursing or just muttering or.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: I think it was a whisper.
Was it a whisper?
[00:23:46] Speaker D: Was it whispering?
[00:23:48] Speaker A: No.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: That's probably a good way to describe it.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: I think it was kind of whispery. I think, like, I don't.
[00:23:53] Speaker B: But it could be difficult because it was through the.
[00:23:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:56] Speaker B: Wall.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: I had to roll pretty high to hear it. Okay. So you're welcome.
[00:24:02] Speaker E: It seems to me.
Drum, drum, drum, drum, drum.
Well, it seems to me that if whoever's in that tent is dreaming and they're saying the name Bathwag, they're probably saying his name because they need him.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. Let's not say that aloud around this person. Guys, shh. That's what I'm saying about. Calm down. I knew this was already gonna happen.
[00:24:44] Speaker D: No, maybe it's just. Maybe. Maybe it's just their alarm clock going off.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: Yeah. What?
[00:24:51] Speaker D: That's whack.
[00:24:55] Speaker E: They're sleeping through their alarm.
[00:24:57] Speaker D: I'm just kidding, guys.
[00:24:59] Speaker B: If you donate to us on KO Fi, we'll make you an alarm sound.
Whichever one of us and whichever character you wish.
[00:25:09] Speaker C: Yep. We can turn into your ringtone.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: Yes, exactly. Or your alarm on your phone.
Just give us some money on KO Fi.
[00:25:17] Speaker C: So I can do.
I'm just previewing that one.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: Perfect.
[00:25:22] Speaker B: This should be a Patreon reward.
[00:25:24] Speaker A: Yeah, you're right. That's fun. I would enjoy doing that.
[00:25:32] Speaker D: So maybe. Maybe they need. They need us.
[00:25:35] Speaker A: Maybe. Okay, but that's what I'm saying. That's why I was preemptively saying to calm down, because we're not just going to run. We're. We're in a dome right now. We just have this information.
Nope.
[00:25:47] Speaker D: Do I look excited?
[00:25:51] Speaker C: Roll to see if kick looks excited.
[00:25:53] Speaker D: Katie is doing the same thing.
[00:25:55] Speaker A: Doing the Crocodile Dundee thing.
[00:25:57] Speaker D: Like Thumb and Pinky.
[00:25:58] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:25:58] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:25:59] Speaker B: It's kind of like Hang 10 for surfers.
[00:26:01] Speaker E: Yeah, Hang 10.
[00:26:02] Speaker D: It's like Hang 10, but sideways. And.
[00:26:05] Speaker B: Yeah, it's crocodile.
Most people don't know Crocodile Dundee yet.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: Shut up. Everyone should know Crocodile Dundee. It's so peak 80s.
Paul Hogan, I think, is a weirdo actually. Yeah. Never mind. I hate Crocodile Dundee.
[00:26:19] Speaker D: You can. You can Google Crocodile Dundee.
[00:26:22] Speaker C: Will hates crocodile.
[00:26:23] Speaker D: You don't know what it is. And then you can watch all the movies.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: You should brought. No, just one. Just the first one, the ending is so great when they're calling out in New York, like, and they're sending the message across the. It's great. It's very 80s. It's fun. Okay. Anyway, that's whack. Calm down again here. Let's come up with a plan that doesn't involve everybody knowing that we're just invading this space that's obviously holy or stupidly important for some reason.
They're trapping somebody in there.
[00:26:53] Speaker D: Maybe we should wait until.
Wasn't something happening tonight?
Wasn't there something they were preparing for or something like sacrifice?
[00:27:01] Speaker E: I think they're waiting for balm to reveal to them what their final sacrifice needs to be.
[00:27:07] Speaker D: Yeah, right.
Maybe then we do something.
[00:27:13] Speaker E: Yeah, it's probably worth waiting until right up to the point of a final sacrifice to do anything.
[00:27:20] Speaker A: Roscoe, Roscoe, you're on. You're on the same page as me.
So. Roscoe.
[00:27:28] Speaker D: Oh, do we should go now.
[00:27:30] Speaker A: No, calm down.
Okay, Roscoe, I just hold out this hand like this. No, I don't. I'm not actually doing that, but calm down. Rosco. Rosco, remember when you turned into that weird pig thing when we were in Bargle?
[00:27:47] Speaker C: The boar?
[00:27:48] Speaker A: Boar, yes.
[00:27:50] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:27:51] Speaker A: Okay. Can you change into other animals? Cuz I can, but I. I have kind of an idea. I think of a way we can maybe potentially check out what's in there without anybody knowing that we are checking.
[00:28:04] Speaker C: It out by one of us being the next sacrifice.
[00:28:07] Speaker A: Sure. Why? What?
[00:28:09] Speaker C: Why? That seems dumb.
[00:28:10] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, no. Not like a pig or some shit. I mean like a bee. Do not. Don't turn into the boar. That's why I'm saying, can you change into other things? What have you changed into? A fly or a roach or a mouse? Can you get in there? And. What? I. I could cast an illusion that you're just hanging out with us. Meanwhile, you've changed into this thing. Wait, can we do magic in here or no? Can we do magic in this hut?
[00:28:37] Speaker C: In here?
[00:28:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: I think you just can't. I think it can't penetrate.
[00:28:41] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:28:42] Speaker B: Like, you can't cast through it.
[00:28:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. But I don't know. Roscoe hasn't actually said what he can do yet. Can you only change into a pig?
[00:28:49] Speaker E: Guys, I guess I should say there is something that I should admit, which is that.
[00:29:00] Speaker B: See Adam's smile?
[00:29:06] Speaker E: I feel bad that I've been lying to you guys, but when I turned into a boar, I don't think it was Rafina. That caused it.
I. I think that that was me turning to a four. And I just feel, like, bad that I've been lying to you guys, tricking you guys into thinking that it was Rafina all along here. I think. And I feel so bad.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: You know what? I could forgive you.
We all might be able to forgive you if you can change into something useful right now. No, Rafina. Only if you can change it to something useful. Right, Right.
We'll all think you. I think.
[00:29:51] Speaker E: I think I can. I think I can.
[00:29:54] Speaker C: Okay, so he can control it, huh? All right, I'll just remember that. I'll put that in my back pocket.
[00:30:00] Speaker A: But you have to forgive him and like him a lot. If he does this for us, I.
[00:30:06] Speaker C: Can'T help but like him a lot.
[00:30:08] Speaker A: Oh, well, that's a choice.
[00:30:13] Speaker B: That's a choice.
[00:30:17] Speaker A: So. Yeah. What do you think, Roscoe?
[00:30:21] Speaker E: I don't know why, but I can indeed change into the shape of a beast that I have seen before.
[00:30:31] Speaker A: Okay, what do we think? Is that.
[00:30:33] Speaker E: Is that what you. Is that what you need from me?
[00:30:38] Speaker A: Yeah. As long as the beast is small.
Can you change into, like, a bug or a little mouse or something that you maybe could like, burrow under the dreamer's den and get into it or.
[00:30:49] Speaker E: Yeah, I could maybe. Maybe I could transform into a sexy vole.
[00:30:54] Speaker A: A sexy vole? Sure. As long as the vole is small, you can be as sexy as you want.
[00:30:59] Speaker B: Roscoe, that seemed like dangerous proposition.
[00:31:04] Speaker A: Why to you, Moe?
[00:31:06] Speaker B: Just in general, to let Roscoe be as sexy as he wants.
[00:31:10] Speaker A: But he's a vole. How flexible. He goes mo.
Shh. Go out. Go bang a drum. Roscoe's forgetting to bang the drum. Go bang the drum.
[00:31:20] Speaker B: He might turn into B with huge ass.
Okay.
[00:31:27] Speaker E: Bang drum.
Bbl.
[00:31:33] Speaker A: A BBL.
[00:31:35] Speaker E: A big A BBBL Brazilian bud lift.
[00:31:40] Speaker A: Oh, I don't know that. No.
[00:31:43] Speaker E: Sticky move. Sticky move.
[00:31:44] Speaker A: Brazil. Okay, now I gotta look this up. A Brazilian butt lift.
[00:31:50] Speaker B: How many butt lifts did you get now?
[00:31:51] Speaker A: How many ads am I gonna get for Brazilian butt lifts now?
[00:31:55] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's a danger.
[00:31:56] Speaker B: You already said it out loud, so it's right there.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: There's just like a.
[00:32:00] Speaker B: Is it effective?
[00:32:02] Speaker A: I think the person looked fine before. I mean, there's plenty of.
[00:32:05] Speaker B: Should I get one?
[00:32:07] Speaker A: Legit reasons for it, but come on, your ass is fine. No. What? Get out of here. Okay, yeah, definitely.
[00:32:13] Speaker B: We'll talk about it off the podcast.
[00:32:15] Speaker E: I'll turn into a VO I'll turn into a vow whenever you say the word. And I Think I should be able to.
[00:32:22] Speaker A: Okay.
And I will cast a spell to make it looks like, well, okay, but also. Okay. All right, now I. Now I'm doing this to Roscoe, and it's. No. I'm just.
[00:32:32] Speaker B: No. He's asking what the plan is.
[00:32:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
Yes. Yes. He asks what the plan is. And Will, being a control freak and also knowing some of the things Roscoe has done, puts a hand on Roscoe's shoulder, takes it off for a second, like, ugh, and then does it again.
Okay, Roscoe, can you handle entry?
[00:32:50] Speaker B: I love Adam's blank stare.
[00:32:52] Speaker A: I really shouldn't have looked at him. That's fucking hilarious.
[00:32:57] Speaker B: It doesn't translate to the podcast. I'm glad you said something that doesn't either.
[00:33:04] Speaker A: Roscoe.
[00:33:06] Speaker B: It's just what KT said. It's just this blanket.
Hide the seeds of community.
[00:33:12] Speaker E: Ken Young would always do what they called Chang face.
They would look over at him and.
[00:33:18] Speaker A: He'D just be like, he had a slack jaw. He's so fucking funny, that man. God, he's so funny.
All right, anyway, I have three notes. Okay.
[00:33:30] Speaker E: All right. So you were in the middle of giving the plan.
[00:33:36] Speaker A: I wanted your plan.
[00:33:38] Speaker C: So let me just facilitate here because I'm always very helpful with this.
What will be the reason for Roscoe to be a small insect so nobody.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: Can see them going to the Dreamer's Den? They don't want us even near it. They asked us not to approach it.
[00:33:55] Speaker E: So you want me to go into a Dreamer stand as a Vol.
[00:33:58] Speaker C: I thought you wanted to infiltrate this. You did sacrifice information.
[00:34:03] Speaker A: No, no, no. I don't give a. About this weird sacrifice. Like, first of all, all of this is a weird, hokey show or something for tourists. I don't know what's going on here, but what I'm saying is, if we care at all. I'm trying to pacify kick into not running into the building for full force and knocking it over. I mean, maybe that'd be funny, but probably it would cause problems. And we don't know what these people do. So what I'm saying is approach the Dreamer's Den as a alternative form. So nobody's going to care if a vole approaches the Dreamer's Den. I mean, I guess if they squish you or something and you die, you'll just be Roscoe. I know how that works. So, you know, like, just try to secretly get into the Dreamer's den, and I will cast a spell. But do you think, Roscoe.
[00:34:52] Speaker E: Yeah.
[00:34:52] Speaker A: That you can go into the building.
And f. And, like, stay on target and find out what's happening in there and not, like, I don't know, get really distracted or talk like a baby or. So I don't know. What do you. You do weird stuff sometimes. Can you focus on this?
And while I make a little image of you that, like, you're still here with us?
[00:35:18] Speaker E: This.
This.
This is the longest anyone's ever had their hand on my shoulder.
[00:35:27] Speaker A: I take it away again like this. Like. Like it's like a hot. A hot stove.
[00:35:32] Speaker B: There's a little mustard on it.
[00:35:34] Speaker A: Oh, God. And then I put it back on his shoulder, and I, like, subtly wipe it onto his shoulder, like.
[00:35:39] Speaker E: Thank you.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: I hover. I hover over your shoulder.
[00:35:46] Speaker E: Yes.
Yes, Will. Okay, this is what you need from me. This is what I can do.
[00:35:55] Speaker A: Do you want. I mean, what do you. I guess we could just leave.
What is it?
[00:36:04] Speaker D: Is anyone worried about Roscoe becoming the final sacrifice?
[00:36:12] Speaker C: Oh, that would never happen.
[00:36:13] Speaker A: I mean, do I worry about sexy.
[00:36:15] Speaker D: Vole on a plinth?
[00:36:17] Speaker E: Sexy vole on a plinth?
[00:36:20] Speaker A: Well, let's have. We could have somebody walk over and kind of obscure the vole's movements up until you're a couple feet away from the dreamer's den or something. You know what I mean? We can have.
Wait, where's she? Me. He's not here, Mo.
What? Rafina, you have a skirt the vole can be under. Okay, that sounds weird because he is a person, but you do have your weird socks on, so what is he gonna see anyway? Can he go under your skirt as you just kind of sidle over to the. The dreamer's den?
[00:36:56] Speaker E: I don't see why it's a problem. I know. I can't see anything under there. I've tried.
[00:37:00] Speaker C: Bulls are blind, aren't they, Roscoe?
[00:37:07] Speaker A: Wait, what did you say? Voles are blind?
Wait, are they. Are they blind? No, no.
Is a mole.
[00:37:16] Speaker B: Moles have poor vision.
[00:37:18] Speaker A: Poor vision?
[00:37:18] Speaker B: I don't think they're blind, though.
But voles are fine.
[00:37:23] Speaker A: Oh, bless you. Bless you. Voles can see.
[00:37:26] Speaker B: Moles live almost exclusively underground. Voles are smaller. They're mostly above ground. They.
[00:37:31] Speaker A: So, yeah, Rafina, they can't see. You're right. So maybe deception.
[00:37:40] Speaker B: You don't know.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: Will doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, they can't see. You're right.
[00:37:45] Speaker E: I could. I could probably turn into something smaller than a vole.
Now. Think about it.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
What is. What is that, Mo?
[00:37:57] Speaker B: It's like a little toad A little toad.
[00:38:04] Speaker A: You could be like a centipede. Or, like, what's a small animal?
Was like, I don't know. A flea. A flea. They can jump pretty far, and they're very small and very annoying.
[00:38:17] Speaker E: Where's Oscar?
[00:38:18] Speaker C: A lizard.
[00:38:19] Speaker B: He looks up at you.
[00:38:22] Speaker E: Hey, boy.
[00:38:24] Speaker A: That's actually perfect. Oscar could pee on the building. And you could hop from Oscar to the building.
[00:38:29] Speaker E: All right, I'll become a flea, and I'll hang out on Oscar, and then I'll. He'll be my. My vehicle for getting over to the Dreamer's den.
[00:38:43] Speaker A: Perfect.
[00:38:43] Speaker B: Like, tell him to go over there and pee.
[00:38:47] Speaker A: Oh, I guess. I. I'm used to talking animals now. What the. This dog is just a normal dog.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: He looks up at you.
[00:38:55] Speaker A: Rosco, tell your dog to stop looking at me.
[00:38:57] Speaker C: Can you. Are you. Do you have faith that you can A, get the dog not to scratch you away, and B, that you can direct the dog to the right place?
[00:39:09] Speaker E: Oscar and I are pals.
Oscar would never scratch me away.
[00:39:16] Speaker C: Do you need me to cast?
Would you like to borrow my animal talking wand?
[00:39:21] Speaker E: I don't need to borrow.
[00:39:24] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:39:30] Speaker C: You got it or you don't got it because you don't want it?
[00:39:38] Speaker A: Because you don't want it.
All right. Do we do this now?
[00:39:45] Speaker E: Best plan anyone's ever made.
[00:39:47] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:39:48] Speaker A: I. God, I don't know.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: What does end of tried.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: Huh?
[00:39:54] Speaker B: What is end of plan?
[00:39:56] Speaker A: He's gonna go check out what's in the Dreamer's Den, and I'm gonna hang out with Roscoe over here. And everyone else could just vaguely go elsewhere.
And then he comes back and.
Yeah. Fuck. How long is this hut gonna last?
He could come back into the hut.
Yeah, this will work.
[00:40:17] Speaker B: Mostly expecting to look it up and see that it lasts four seconds.
[00:40:21] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:40:22] Speaker E: All right. Okay. All right. I think we got this. Okay. Oscar, are you listening to me?
I'm gonna turn into a little bitty flea.
I'm gonna get into your fur.
You are gonna walk from here to over there to the Dreamer's Den. Do you remember seeing it earlier when you were around us? And I didn't forget that at all.
[00:40:56] Speaker A: Good.
[00:40:57] Speaker E: Good boy.
When's the last time you ate?
[00:41:05] Speaker A: It dies. It dies right now.
Starvation.
And Will's like me, too. And he dies, too. Can we both starve?
[00:41:17] Speaker C: What a way for the show to end.
[00:41:19] Speaker A: The show ends because Will dies.
You guys can keep going.
That's very cute.
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