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January 13, 2020
157: Tap It
Lara Croft would be so jealous of the party. Get it? Because she's a "tomb raider"? And the crypt is full of tombs? And...
01:13:49

January 06, 2020
156: I'll Give You a Pass Because You Don't Have Any Eyes
Captain Clockface He's our hero Gonna make a necklace Just like Batthwack's
01:19:33

December 30, 2019
155: Raphino, Lady of Death
Did you enjoy the brazier shenanigans from the last episode? I'm content to enjoy the phrase "brazier shenanigans," and you should be too. Are...
01:08:41

December 24, 2019
154: A Yuletide Tale
Ah, there it is. My castle. And good old Barovia Valley. How could I ever forget it? And there I am, with that dumb...
01:30:04

December 23, 2019
153: Smoke Weed and Fuck a Lizard
Happy Holidays! A super-sized episode of Pork Fried Dice, perfect for sharing with the family! Offend Grandpa! Scandalize your newphew! Seduce your third cousin!...
02:13:10

December 16, 2019
152: It's Like a Layup
After taking the appropriate amount of time to figure out what to do the clowder of cats last week, the episode ended.
01:12:06